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a goofy movie: a touching commentary on the strained relationship between a young boy and a father who, having lost his beloved wife more than 10 years ago, struggles to accept that his son is growing up. the more he desperately tries to keep max close, the more max pulls away as he yearns for independence - yet he secretly takes comfort in knowing that his loving father will always be there the moment he wants to go home.

an extremely goofy movie: max does some sick kickflips and finds out he’s gay

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

it is my birthday today, here is a timeline of how i got to where i am today

1st row: mysterious, forgotten years of small (primal form)

2nd row: following DISASTEROUS TEEN BOY HELL (not pictured), i start figuring out maybe i could be a girl

3rd row: power increasing, really girlin’ it up now

4th row: current form, very powerful and unstoppable

i have formed the Bond of Matrimony with one of your hu-mon males, and thus enslaved him. j-just a Heterosexual Joke there, I haven't literally enslaved him with psychic powers, because I don't have those

“married to a male”

why do cis people talk like this its kinda creepy tbh

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

@bendin-in-the-wind replied to your post “tbh I’m really glad about how quickly “futch” went from something...”

so is a futch like, not a femme and not a butch

The way I see it it’s less “neither” and more “elements of both, neither really sticking out.” But there’s room for interpretation, I s’pose

why have this fake blog

so when I first made my tumblr account I made a gimmick blog because I didn't expect to use the website for anything else. then I made a sideblog for personal posts and reblogging and so on. then eventually I abandoned the gimmick blog entirely but because of the sunk cost fallacy I did not want to delete my sideblog and move everything over here. needless to say, it's roughly a decade later and it's not like the sunk cost fallacy has gotten weaker in that time. so. this is the state of affairs for ol' maxie

a gaulish gigolo named Soukindix