FUCK Nintendo, were making our own Pokémon game >:( it’s gonna be the following;
Sequel to Sword Shield
Pokémon exclusive to both games now involved in both versions
Bede is a Pokémon gym leader who you can have a friendship with
Marnie is a Pokémon gym leader who you can have a friendship AND relationship with no matter what gender
Hoo is a Pokémon professor who you can have a friendship AND relationship with no matter what gender
Hop does the gym challenge again thanks to one of his assistants asking him to join
You’re still champion
You’re legally required to lose on purpose to Hop so he becomes the next champion
You can hug ANYTHING and ANYONE (you hug hop at the beginning of the game as a tutorial guide)
i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
Boyos...
Lore drop! Florian has no memory ): he a forgetti spaghetti boy.
Kieran on the other hand-
At least he has a friend.
Might lore dump later ❤️🍎🌸
exactly how gay do you think khrome is
well I haven’t exactly watched much of the show yet (I’ve only watched up to episode 33 in the dub) but from what I’ve seen so far he’s probably a lil fruity
but what I’m more focused on is his obsession over Ekusu and Ekusu’s strength, I got no time to wonder if bro realizes he might like guys
i need this often...
I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.
May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.
I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.
Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people
Sordward & Shielbert: *Threatens Hop*
Hop: You can’t do that!
Them: Why not?
Hop: Because I’m baby!
Bede, Victor, Marnie, and Gloria at the exact same time, forming a human wall around Hop: He’s baby!
The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.