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BMC Headcanons

Hi! I'm new to this fandom! Drop your favorite BMC headcanons here (or I should say, heere).

Unique traits to give your characters:

Only puts in one earbud (whether because the other one is ALWAYS broken or because they want to be able to listen to music and everything around)

Never has acne, but has enough other skin problems to make up for it

Allergic to mint, which causes rashes on their face (I have this and it sucks)

Always turns their screen brightness and volume down as low as they can (or direct opposite)

Always wears certain jewelry (rings, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, toe rings)

Never listens to "normal" music. Only musicals. Or not music at all. Only podcasts

Can't read because they always have a song stuck in their head

They go through insane phases of hyper fixations where they constantly make references to something but never go on tangents

Never cleans their glasses (or direct opposite; always cleans them)

Tries to dress nice but has no fashion sense

One last thing. Giving your most likable character glasses isn't a bad idea because some people (cough, cough, me) hate their glasses until a character they like wears glasses, then they love their glasses. It can really make an impact! Just an idea. (That sentence made no sense, sorry)

Literally, what is up with Victor Hugo loving the words "enigma" and "chaste"? He bloody described a sword as chaste, and he used the word "enigma" like ten times every chapter. It's okay to have a favorite word, but this is taking it too far.

May I also BEG for more germophobic characters? Only once have I ever read a well-written germophobic character, and I want more. But beware, if you choose to write one, it's very difficult. Even being germophobic myself, I had a hard time writing a realistic one who isn't cringy.

Unique traits to give your characters:

Only puts in one earbud (whether because the other one is ALWAYS broken or because they want to be able to listen to music and everything around)

Never has acne, but has enough other skin problems to make up for it

Allergic to mint, which causes rashes on their face (I have this and it sucks)

Always turns their screen brightness and volume down as low as they can (or direct opposite)

Always wears certain jewelry (rings, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, toe rings)

Never listens to "normal" music. Only musicals. Or not music at all. Only podcasts

Can't read because they always have a song stuck in their head

They go through insane phases of hyper fixations where they constantly make references to something but never go on tangents

Never cleans their glasses (or direct opposite; always cleans them)

Tries to dress nice but has no fashion sense

One last thing. Giving your most likable character glasses isn't a bad idea because some people (cough, cough, me) hate their glasses until a character they like wears glasses, then they love their glasses. It can really make an impact! Just an idea. (That sentence made no sense, sorry)

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Things I thought up in my 105-degree fever delirium

I want to gaslight people into thinking pneumonia comes from the French word "pneu" (which means tire).

I want the emoji for pneumonia to be a tire.

The motto for any lung sickness should be, "Fever as high as heaven, cough until you meet God."

Brilliant day. Binged all of season one and two of BBC Sherlock instead of going to jump rope practice. Why am I telling you all this?

Still too ambitious? Wow, you all are so hard to please! 1000 notes to cut my hair and 250 notes to eat sugar for the first time in 6 months. And I'll come out as ace to my parents for 2500.

If I get 2000 notes on this post, I'll cut my hair (just to clarify, my mother will ground me and force me to get a job).