they say i cum radiation
Will Wood doesn’t let under 18s in his concert because they legitimately don’t remember 2012 (and not because of drugs) and that upsets him
"ALRIGHT, BLACKBOXWARRIORS! If we're gonna revive Dr. Sunshine, we've gotta take the first step and show this Mr. Capgras fellow these tomcats AREN'T disposable using cotard's solution! Ummm... This is kinda a lot... But don't worry, everything is a lot! We've got this! Now, Willard, hand me my shovel... It's time to make these white knuckle JERKS fall against the kitchen floor and show them what this Mary Bell Township can do!"
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VENETIAN BLIND MAN APPRECIATION 🔥🔥🗣️‼️
people forget that will wood has FIVE. albums. GO LISTEN TO CHNT!!! "Oh but they're just instrumentals" THEN LISTEN TO THE CAMPFIRE SONGS VERSION. THERE ARE SONGS WITH WORDS THAT DONT GET LOVE. GO LISTEN TO VENETIAN BLIND MAN RIGHT NOW.
-mouse anon
Will Wood music is so good it’s like. I’m at a jazz show. I’m at a rock concert. I’m disassociating. I’m hyper aware of how my body looks. I hate modern society. Can’t we go back to the 50s? Wait the 50s sucked too. I’m a vampire. I’m a werewolf. I’m incapable of love. I have so much love to give. What’s my gender anyway? I am at a skeleton swing party in an animated film.
omg this sucks, im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] fall up
I lied. Put your clothes back on.
I am now going to give you an hour long presentation about the bald Will Wood vs hair Will Wood war and why it is so fascinating to disect
caught my mom listening to will wood out of her own volition
when my sister and i have played so much will wood that my mum can recognize him any time we put on one of his songs
tomcat disposables is absolutely nursery rhyme material
Uhmm
Are you sure