Bioluminescent

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

Practice flesh

Another redesign

This time I made him look more normal, he still needs to somehow work in the gym. Last design will be him during the apocalypse, where the growth would morph into more arms.

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

@meat-stuff-drawer 's jared on the right! weird torso gang rise up!! he has enthralled me

Mystery Flesh Pit is horrifying but not because it’s an organism that consumes and digests humans. It’s horrifying because.. well.. imagine being a stationary living thing that has been periodically colonized by hundreds of tiny creatures who poke and prod at you for enjoyment. Imagine structures being built in and around your internal organs. Imagine your only defense mechanism being if said creatures are stupid enough to wander into your stomach. You are the body and humans are the cancer, or the virus, and there is nothing you can do to keep them from finding enjoyment in your commodification and desecration.

First time I read "hungarian" in your bio I was so sleepy I thought it meant you were always hungry. made sense w all the hannibal theme

they should have made hannibal hungarian can you imagine him cooking people in a bogrács?

My quick rendition on how Jared might look like

I like the idea of him having a hand made of hands

Paul Sougy. Nerve Tissue, The Spinal Cord, Cell Division, Breathing, The Liver and Pancreas, The Kidney, The Eye. Published by Dr. Auzoux. 1946-1957. 

Sheol, oil on glass with wood frame by Kim Jakobsson