I made a patch that says "Ceaseless Watcher, I want that Twink Obliterated." I still haven't decided who this is referring to and was wondering if you had any recommendations? (Also if you dont feel comfy dubbing one of your characters a twink, I understand.)
Easy. Boneturner. Because he'd hate it.
So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
Wh-whats going on??????
i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot
My first NSFW drawing of Jared on bluesky
VITA CARNIS
A tribute to my favorite analogue/internet horror series.
You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person
Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry