In 9th Grade I Was Getting Picked On In Class And This Girl Was Like “fuck You Guys Leave Him Alone”

muoio malissimo

Bro you got the whole squad feeling remorseful that, even after being given mercy, you chose to stick to your cruel ways and ended up being your own downfall.

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

🌊"You shouldn't have betrayed her. Now face the consequences of your actions".🌊

Ginyu Force Birth Saga. October 14th

FINAL CONSENSUS:

Everyone in the Ginyu Force has given Birth, Except for Jeice, who has called out on false maternity leave.

Guldo laid a clutch of eggs last week.

This is based off a dream I had…

can we pretend the ripples in the park lake are like swimming trout........ i could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now.......

You know he's gonna call your bluff every time, rat man.

(Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach snarkily teasing Dark Meta Knight, only for the latter to turn around, grab him, and kiss him without hesitation, leaving the rat dazed and flustered instead. Started some time in summer 2023, finished on 10/22/23, updated 10/25/23. Transcript under the cut.)

"Veins, are you peddling your Darkroach agenda again?" Wh- That's- Listen, I... Ye- Nnnnmaybe. Maybe. 👉👈

UPDATE 10/25/23: Changed DMK's eyes slightly. Carry on.

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Not a lot of dialogue, but have a transcript anyway:

Panel 1

*Daroach leans smugly towards DMK, who stands with his back to the rat, his fists shaking slightly at his side*

Daroach: *confidently* You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look like an idiot!

Panel 2

*DMK turns sharply and grabs a startled Daroach by his cape with one hand, removing his mask with the other*

Panel 3

*DMK yanks Daroach forward into a firm kiss, nearly knocking the rat off balance; DMK's wings unfurl behind him, and a fierce blush spreads over both of their faces*

Panel 4

*DMK then shoves Daroach away, who reels back on one foot with hearts in his eyes, grinning like a fool*

DMK: *facing away, his wings curled around himself, quickly putting his mask back on* Hmph. Idiot.

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