We Developed Powerful Teeth And Jaws To Rend The Flesh Of The Devious Sourdough Loaf

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right

they need to invent a skin that doesn't itch all the fucking time

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp