Jules: Who‘s That?

Writing late at night: ay, this is kinda good. I'm cooking something here.

Waking up the next day and reading it: get me out of the kitchen what the fuck is this

Introducing ✨ the men of TWP ✨

Kit Herondale:

- Eats processed sugar as a form of rebellion

- Spent his first appearance wishing he had more clothes then proceeded to wear the same jacket for the next three years

Ty Blackthorn:

- Asked someone what they were doing in their own fucking house after breaking in

- Gave a microscope as a gift to someone they hadn't seen in like half a decade

Ash Morgenstern:

- Responded to "You're mine" with a smile and "Who else's?"

- Met someone in a dream, kept a drawing of them in his pocket for years, and got upset when they didn't remember him

Anush Joshi:

- Does anyone remember he exists? Does CASSIE remember he exists?? Anyway, MVP of the whole gang

- Just Does Not Question the shit his best friend does. What a king

Jaime Rosales:

- His best friend was engaged to his brother and instead of talking to her about it he hid in the room of a thirteen-year-old

- Convenient plot device. What a life he lives

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penguin Micheal

idea from @melz-367 fanfic :3

Forgot I made this.

Pjo as TikToks/Vines ✨️

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties

Ty is the most relatable character Cassie has ever written, not because he hates himself or struggles socially or anything, but because he spent several months avoiding his psychotic great-aunt by hiding in a barn and referred to it as a "strategic retreat"

 When Jason Grace wakes up, he's surrounded by friends. He's holding hands with a beautiful girl who says that they're in love, and there’s a boy with a wild grin who says they’re best friends. Jason doesn’t know what’s going on, but he knows he's surrounded by people who care for him and want to help him.

When Percy Jackson wakes up, he's almost completely alone. His only connection is a wolf that seems to be judging his every move as it decides his worth. He's fighting for his life and desperately searching to find a place that would take him in and accept him.

When Jason and Percy were switched, they didn't just have their physical selves swapped. They had their lives swapped. Jason got to believe that someone loved him, and Percy got to experience what it was like to have no one.

^almost died laughing

dru after recommending a horror movie to kit knowing she's going to have approximately 37 increasingly distressed text messages waiting on the phone in the morning

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

I'm getting so fucking sick of the pjo fandom. It was bad before yes, but ever since the show casting came out, y'all's behavior has been down right disgusting.

The harassment Leah, a literal child, faces due to the color of her skin from you racist fucks is just outright appalling and every single one of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You pieces of shit even got her social media account banned and have told her to kill herself because she's black. And I don't wanna hear "it's just cause of the color of her hair!" Cause it's not and we all know it's not.

Two, the treatment of fan artists is just gross. Multiple fan artists are getting their art stolen and whitewashed not to mention the harassment they get whenever they don't draw a character exactly the way people want. Guess what, their art isn't for you, and you aren't fucking entitled to it.

And three, I was really hoping that y'all would be more accepting of people who just watch the show. But no, you're calling them idiots and harassing them just for not knowing the biggest fucking plot twist of the first book. (Most of y'all didn't know Luke was the traitor when you first read the books either, so shut the fuck up) I need y'all to get off of your damn high horses, you are not better than them just because you've read the books. Your opinion of the show doesn't fucking matter, let people enjoy it and stop telling them to "just read the books" especially if they've said they don't want too. The show makes the story of Percy Jackson more accessible to more people and your hatred of show watchers are driving people away from the fandom. Most of y'all have forgotten, but the book series is about kids with adhd and dyslexia, two disabilities that make it hard to read through one book let alone an entire book series. Not to mention that books are expensive and not everyone has access to them. If you don't like the show, fine, don't watch it, but leave the people who are the fuck alone.

And four, and this is less about the show and just about shipping in general. But ship discourse is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. People are literally told to go kill themselves because of what they ship. It doesn't matter how gross you think a ship is, they're fictional characters; leave people alone and learn how to use the fucking block button. If you don't like a ship you can make your own damn post and tag it as 'anti*ship*'. do not go onto someone's post about that ship and start hating on what they're talking about, it just makes you an asshole. There are ships I don't like all that much so I've blocked the damn tag, it's so easy. I've even blocked the anti tag for ships I ship because there's no point in reading something hating on something I like. Stop hurting your own feelings by reading shit you know will upset you and leave people the fuck alone. (If you're a roleplay account it still doesn't give you the right to hate on someone's ship, especially on their posts, again leave people alone).

People are leaving the fandom because of y'all's behavior and y'all need to learn some basic human decency and grow the fuck up.