Barty Crouch's Top Song Is Monster High Fright Song.

Forever confused when I see people call bartylus a rare pair…

It’s one of Regulus and Barty’s most common ships 😭

oh he will sit there even if there are enough seats.

he would probably tell them made up facts with are probably disturbing but the kids love them.

barty is that one adult who gets sacrificed to sit at the kids table if there’s not enough seats at the adult one.

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

It's all fun and games with Neil 'I'd rather be free than safe' Josten vs. Kevin 'I'd rather be safe than free' Day - until you whip out Jean 'Please just kill me' Moreau

Jegulus:

Regulus: I’m a bad person

James: No, you’re not

Bartylus:

Regulus: I’m a bad person

Barty: Me too :p

THIS IS NO HATE AT EITHER OF THEM IM OBSESSED WITH THEM BOTH

if i had a dollar for everytime they made a fun and psychotic character with a potential of the most tragic life story and an insane character development arc a comedian on crack jus for the funsies ,i'd buy a birkin....

why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."

love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"

HE WAS ONLY SIXTEEN.

he was a literal child.

i hate non desi james but they always make desi james cringe in fics like- tell me why latin james is throwing parties and doing bachata while desi james is called bloody JAGDISH?! and makes aloo ke parathe??

Calm down guys, she posted a better refined version (well tried to that is..)

They’re giving very fem vibes and me likely🤭😋