Sirius Once Got Into A Heated Argument With A Portrait After It Insulted Remus. He Lost, Of Course. But

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

GUYS MY BIRTHDAY IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK. BIRTHDAYYYYY 🎉

remember to always be an annoying feminist killjoy bitch. do not stop.

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

remus singing “the prettiest star” to sirius horribly out of key, slightly tipsy on cheap beer and the grey of sirius’ eyes. sirius devouring every moment of it, falling impossible more in love each second.

If you ask me, I dont think Sirius wanted to be famous or brilliant or feared. He just wanted to be the reason Remus Lupin smiled on bad days.

Negative bonus points caused by the rare and wondrous father

- Since I held onto his arm with both my hands it gave him the opportunity to fling me around like a whip. He took this opportunity three times before concluding that my hips must’ve been acting up.

- There is nowhere to sit in this god forsaken coastal town. The only bench I did have a chance to sit on quite literally had a guard dog. I am now sat on the concrete, my ass is cold.

- And after I stand up again I’ll have to walk back to the car with the mistake I made, aka buying four bottles of flavoured water at Iceland. I am. Not excited to try balance that weight so my shoulders don’t get messed up as well.

I DAMNED MYSELF IM ON THE MOVE AGAIN

A day on the town!!!

My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.

Someone save me I need a bed.

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10