Micequeer - My Cat Is My Life Line

Happy Lawlu day to Law for risking his life to save a guy he met for 5 minutes after thirsting over him publicly assaulting some asshole and a Luffy for deciding that made them friends and tagging along on his suicide mission 2 years later leading to him saving Law’s life in return and kicking the ass of the stupid Flamingo man to fulfill Law’s lifelong goal of revenge in his stead.

After that, they fall in love and drag their friends along to kick the asses of a 23ft tall alcoholic who turns into a dragon and his deranged 7,000lb ex-girlfriend with 85 children so they can continue competing to become the King of the Pirates because Law is too stubborn to admit he believes in Luffy.

Truly the best ship of all time.

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

Love Is Stored In The Bonk Au where when they were toddlers the girls learned that cats show affection by bonking their heads into things and it just becomes a Kurosaki Crew Thing™️

Like the girls and ichigo start doing it to each other but then Tatsuki joins in because of course Headbutting Is The Ultimate Form Of Affection

Orihime joins in because its exactly the kind of weird thing shed do to express all these feelings she cant put words to. Chad does it because hes never been a verbal person but bonking his forehead against the back of his friends’ heads is perfectly acceptable. Uryu does it because hes never been a verbally OR physically affectionate person but this is how you know he Actually Likes You, Bonk Bonk.

Tatsukis bonks are most aggressive, second only to grimmjow but only just barely beating out Karin. Yuzu and Chad share that Gentle Pressure Of A Lingering Bonk. Uryu bonks like hes playing hot potato with his head. Orihime and Ichigo both do the Bonk And Nuzzle.

And then Grimmjow comes along post-winter war packless and lonely and hanging around the karakura crew because ichigo cant see him but they can and the Group That Bonks Together Stays Together, fuck what Isshin says.

And it becomes an Extra Layer Of Thing, Ichigo Bonks someone twice and theyre obliged to pass one of those Bonks onto Grimmjow, It Is Known. And Grimmjow is half wtf is wrong with these weird kinda-humans, half overjoyed to be part of a pack again.

Even Uryu, standoffish Quincy prick he is, begrudgingly bonks Grimms shoulder at Ichigos Double Bonk. Chad is helping unload a truck at the convenience store he and ichigo work at? Bonk bonk, pass the bonk. Karin is doing homework at the dinner table? Bonk bonk, pass the bonk.

And Grimmjow should really go home to hueco mundo at some point, theyre still trying to piece things back together after Aizen tore everything to shreds, but honestly how can he? Hes got this pack of weird kinda-humans, and he knows they can protect themselves, but packs are always headed by the strongest pair and with Ichigo powerless Grimmjow feels instinct itching at his bones, compelling him to stay, taunting him with the reminders of what happened last time he took his eyes off his pack.

So he stays. And when the fullbringers try to tear his pack apart hes there, holding it all together at the seams, scrambling to keep it all from falling apart because theyve all been infected with these weird memories that dont make sense but the bonks, the bonks stay true, tsukishima never bonks them and, really, that should have been warning enough on its own.

And when Ichigo gets his powers back the first thing he does (after grinding ginjo to dust under his heel) is grab Grimmjow and Bonk him right there forehead to forehead because of course he does, Love Is Stored In The Bonk.

U guys can decide if this is platonic or romantic i was just seized by the concept of Karakura Crew Loving Bonks and Grimmjows Cat Instinct Loving Bonks being like. Convergent Evolution.

(This may or may not be driven by my own cat’s attempts to bonk his way through my ribcage)

Damian: You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are

Jon: Me!

Damian: No, me. Damian Wayne.

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?