So It Means I AM Allowed To Post An Entire One Shot On My Blog Description And Nobody Can Do Shit About

THIS MAN KEEP APEARING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HE UP TO!

WHAT EVEN ARE ARE YOU?! HE AIN'T A REGULAR IMP I SWEAR-

God had to balance all that power somehow

It's amazing how horses are such powerful and majestic animals but you look into their eyes and it's just ḁ̶̮͍̆͝n̶͉̆x̴̪̲̒̎̕ị̵̛̈́͘ḙ̷̳͓̈́t̶̖́͜ỵ̵̔

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

BECOME AS GODS

I know that this sounds like begging and it is very annoying, but please could ya'll listen to the brazilian version of "surface pressure" and "we don't talk about bruno"? I mean they're perfect

I need so badly for someone at Nintendo to listen to me; I know they don’t accept unsolicited advice or suggestion but hear me out PLEASE

I would literally do ANYTHING to be able to give Blathers the fossils that he wants for his own private collection PLEASE. It doesn’t even have to be for any kind of result or reward if that is too much to program in, but maybe you could complete HIS fossil collection for like a golden fossil trophy or something. I don’t know. I don’t need a reward, I just want to be able to give the man his fossils 😭 he does so much good and puts up with SO MANY INSECTS for the town’s benefit and he gets SO LITTLE in return and I want to make him HAPPY

Reblog if you just want the little science man to be happy 😭

I think i just had my "asexual moment™".

I was talking with a friend of mine about nice guys. The said the girl rejected him because she thought she was better than everyone else (she just said she wasn't up for dating) and I said: " that's like someone offering you cake and you saying you don't want it. It's not like you think you make cake better than anyone, you just don't want to eat cake right now". And I didn't realised the kind of comparison I was making for some solid minutes

The only enemies to lovers that matters

FUKING YOU AGAIN

I missed you

You know

I cant even imagine how feral the pop trolls must seem to everyone. I mean

Thay live in the woods

Thier always smiling

Thay casually mention the fact that thay were eaten 20 years ago then go back to scrapbooking or whatever.

Thay eat nothing but suger and like never sleep

When threating thier leaders first response was to send back a letter saying that she wanted to be "best friends"

Dare i mention the pop medley

Am i missing anything