Could You Imagen The, What The Fuck?! Moment When Creati, The Hero Know For Spawning Things Into Existence,

Could you imagen the, what the fuck?! moment when Creati, the hero know for spawning things into existence, pulls a knife out of her belt, like she didn't make that, she had it on her, she is using a pre-made knife to kill you, you have gotten to the point where she doesn't really want to think and just wants to beat your arse, well done random villain.

Momo stopped thinking.

Villain: "Ha, you seem to have out of juice Tenya, not so fast now, let's put you in the same place as your brother, in the hospital!"

Ida: "Call an ambulance then, but specify that it's for you." He says pulling two large knifes that look suspiciously like ice skates from the side of his boots.

Enemy: "What the fuck is stabbing me, oh god is that a floating knife! AM I BEING KILLED BY A GHOST?!"

Toru: "Worse, a naked woman with a knife!"

Enemy: "WHERE WERE YOU HIDING THE KNIFE!?"

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

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momo yaoyorozu class 1a my hero academia headcanon mha tenya ingenium dadzawa toru hagakure creati ida tenya

He does like Jazz

Denki: Right should I learned how to play Banjo or Violin?

Fumikage: Why exactly do you need to learn either of those?

Denki: Well if we want to branch out and play Jazz like Momo suggested, Guitar isn't really suited for Jazz, so I'm going to broaden my horizons, like Katsuki already plays the drums really well, Kyouka can play just about any instrument, Momo plays piano, your just better at Guitar, and Dark Shadow can play Tambourine.

Dark Shadow: I like that I'm included in the band, this is nice.

Denki: Of course best tambourine player of them all.

Kyouka: Okay but why Violin and Banjo?

Denki: Ohh I can already play Ukulele, and Banjo's have the same number of cords.

Katsuki: Since when could you play Ukulele?

Denki: Learned it in Middle School to impress a girl.

Katsuki: A ukulele though?

Denki: You got something against ukulele's punk?

Momo: And why Violin?

Katsuki: It's to gain a slight amount of sophistication he never had.

Denki: I would complain but honestly your right. Ohh I've just realised that I can play 'I have no more fucks to give!' if I play Banjo!

All Four: Your learning Violin.

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bakugou katsuki denki kaminari momo yaoyorozu my hero academia fumikage tokoyami kyoka jiro incorrect quotes a-band

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midnight---express

8 months ago

I've just realised that Jirou and Kaminari are wearing Jackets, over their jackets.

Why?

Is this a Bisexual thing?

Kinda hope they all kept the jackets.

midnight---express - On The Midnight Express

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my hero academia boku no hero academia

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midnight---express

8 months ago

THE FUCKING CACKLE I JUST EMITTED JESUS FUCK.

Had to go outside and nearly keeled over.

Damn girl. U r a rock. I am hard. Or something.

Thanks anon!!

It's also my birthday, happy birthday me. My back hurts.

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incorrect bnha quotes not the tower of babel! damn denki

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midnight---express

8 months ago

how the hell did this not get more notes, it's so pretty, and cute.

wish I could draw like this to a degree

kamijiro bc yeh

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midnight---express

6 months ago

Thought Sato was Brock for a good half a second.

A lot of children first one dad, but they get the sleep they deserve (i forgot Iida idk how)

MY COMMS ARE OPEN feel free to contact me if interested ‼️

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midnight---express

7 months ago

Honestly, Fat would work due to the fact that his hero name doesn't start with M, who were her mentor and pseudo mentor, Majestic and Midnight, and what happened to them.

They died, the letter M is a cursed one if she's under your wing.

Yaoyorozo Momo should have interned under Midnight and Fat Gum, Send Tweet

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