You’re Right, She Would 😂

Dangerous to let me crash out alone cuz I’ve already done 10 different impulsive things while you were gone

I still go to the barbershop that an ex friend recommended to me, and although I still get upset sometimes about what happened with them, I enjoy this place and I’ve made it my own

I need someone who will crawl out of a grave and kill a few people for me in my honor

This is exactly the case for my own campaign that I currently need to write the next story chart for but am procrastinating on😵‍💫

The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

Wish like the lamb I could also pull someone who’s a parallel of me from another universe to help me with all my responsibilities 🙄

I’ve always related to Lemony Snicket, but I feel like I’m stuck between the passages of The Beatrice Letters all over again

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

“If you find someone who makes you smile, who checks up on you often to see if you’re okay. Who watches out or you and wants the best for you. Who loves and respects you. Don’t let them go. People like that are hard to find.”

— Franz Kafka

All women and non-binaries should be allowed to castrate at least 1 man

Happy Goat day, everybody!

Woooooo cheers to massive monster! Hope they fix the single player goat bug soon 🙏