Got Too Many Visits From The Hat Man At Night So Now My Drinking Card Has Been Revoked
Got too many visits from the hat man at night so now my drinking card has been revoked
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You know what’s better than drunk texting your ex? Drunk texting a friend who you had a slight crush on in high school
[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
A scenario where a robot is trying to blend in with human society but has no knowledge of the modern day lingo:
Robot: In order to keep my human body stable, I must remember to eat time specific meals. So relatable.
Human Friend: You’re so real for that.
Robot: *slightly panicking* Of course I’m real, did anything I say make you doubt so?
Human Friend: o.O ?
We are still in the living room
They are two cat enbies in love your honor
Funny how you meet a person and fuck it up and then wanna kill your self in all the same span of a couple years and it keep happening
🎵If you’re struggling to clean your room clap your hands 🎵
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