P: Now Get In The Water.

Just wondering does anyone know if Hondo Onaka has been the star of a Star Wars time travel fix-it? I just feel he would save things in the most unhinged and flamboyant way possible as a fantastic pirate captain.

Surprise

The chain arrived at Time's Hyrule, and decide to thank Ms. Malon with a surprise visit...

⚠ Suggestive connotation warning. Read left to right.

Commission for @sasoop , credit to @1caru for the lovely idea <3 This was a blast to work on~ Read the extra chapter here!

legend does not remember consenting to this

tried to work a lil more with shadows, actually like how it came out!

yes the next post will be serious okay (maybe)

but realtalk, idk when the next post will be cause i sadly gotta lock in for exams now i fear

anyway, here is the drawing without background and once again the reference (linked universe boys and their design by the amazing jojo):

AU where Anakin sat through one too many of Obi-Wan's and Padmé's rants of how Palpatine is absolutely infuriating and doesn't let them do anything to actually advance the war effort and aid to battle-torn planets because "the Senate will never vote favourably on that" or "this is the will of the Senate" or "i cant see the Senate allowing you to speak on this", and how he never even brings these proposals to the floor unless he's diplomatically forced.

So, when it comes time for Sidious to turn Anakin to the dark side and establish his empire, it goes kinda like this:

Palpatine: you cant trust the order, anakin

Anakin:makes sense

Palpatine: the Senate is compromised

Anakin: i know

Palpatine: the Republic should be ruled by a person with a strong will, capable of bringing peace and justice to it!

Anakin's totalitarian ass: Agreed!!!!!

Palpatine: and with your help, I can be that person!

Anakin:..... no offense, ily man, but you're kinda useless

Palpatine:... What

Anakin: its okay! You just dont have the strong woll that it takes, but i know who has, i'll be right back!

Palpatine: WTF, NO, DONT RUIN MY COUP *pulls out red lightsaber*

Anakin: oh shit *levitates a paper weight and knocks palpatine out with it*

Anakin: ... guess i found the sith master

Anakin:... Now, what to do with this conveniently planned coup....

*five minutes later*

Anakin: so, as the most competent people and the best diplomats i know, how would you two like to flip a coin for who gets to rule the galaxy?

Obi-wan, dragged from the council chambers by the arm:....

Padmé, pregnant and woken up by Anakin dragging Obi-wan to her apartment:....

Anakin: or you guys can share the power, would u like that? I like that idea, i think

Anyways, Palpatine was all talk no action and i think Anakin's diplomat family unit would have clocked that and ranted about it if he didnt look like a maniac out to beat you every time someone mentioned that the Chancellor might be wrong abt smt.

He can’t help but feel proud. Based on this post.

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

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Kanan: Ezra! You can’t launch Cal out of a cannon!

Ezra: But he wants to be launched out of a cannon!

Kanan: You’re not supposed to listen to his terrible ideas!

Cal, in the cannon: FIRE!

Kanan: Don’t fire! Ahsoka, back me up here.

Ahsoka, finger hovering over the launch button: What?

it’s the fact that when percy and annabeth graduate from their high schools, annabeth’s estranged family is gonna fly out to NYC

which means there will almost certainly be an awkward dinner with both families.

“hey we’re the chases, the family who neglected, gaslit, and emotionally abandoned annabeth. but we feel really bad and we’re trying to do better.”

“hey we’re the blofis-jacksons, aka the loving family of your daughter’s boyfriend who took her in and loved her as our own after you neglected, glaslit, and emotionally abandoned her.”

except none of them actually say it. they’re all just thinking it.

sally has major mom beef with them, paul is trying to be nice but is skeptical, frederick feels guilty and awkward, mrs. chase is flat out uncomfortable, the twins are causing absolute chaos, annabeth is a wreck, percy’s making jokes every 17 seconds to attempt to diffuse the tension, and baby estelle is just vibin

i feel like a lot of wine would be consumed