This Is Fucking Canon

This is fucking canon

They give Jaskier a male love interest. His name is Gary and it’s Henry Cavill in a wig exactly like Geralts except blonde. He has the Geralt eye contacts. It’s just Geralt except he’s always smiling softly and he makes bad jokes and wears normal people clothes but all black. He is never in the same room as Geralt. Ciri is the only one that seems to notice this.

His horses name is B-Roach

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mimi-the-loser

4 years ago

I'm breaking down im breaking really down. Ineverfeltsopersonallyatackedforaepisode. WHY? They killed the gay angel and send him to hell but the straight (bi?? WHY I STILL CLOWNING THIS MUCH) man GO TO HEAVEN

this is homophobia

Thank you so much guys, i should have listen to the others and lefted the show years ago. I'm just so mad and so damn sad.

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deancas destiel all this time queerbaiting spn 15X20 i'm breaking down for nothing

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mimi-the-loser

4 years ago

I'm a pround 🤡

reblog if ur deancas endgame hopeful 🤡🤡🤡

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mimi-the-loser

10 months ago

Yeah……

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mimi-the-loser

8 months ago

barney guttman from dead end: paranormal park is jewish (canon), gay (canon), and transgender (canon)

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mimi-the-loser

4 years ago

I’ve been crazy busy lately but I’ve been crying over my baby boys for like a week now and honestly I’m kinda furious too so I refuse to let CW silence me or my precious babies, they deserve better.

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mimi-the-loser

4 years ago

Gosh, he looks so thoughtful and contemplative. I wonder what he's thinking about.

Oh, right.

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mimi-the-loser

4 years ago

Total Angel 👼.

Sorry for no new posts for a while. I've been busy working on secret projects which I can't share for a while but keep your eyes peeled.

indecisive? feck yea.

*Close up on Jaskier, in front of a tree, holding a mug of ale, beaming.* Jaskier: I'm 99% angel. *Pan out on Jaskier, in front of a tree, s

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mimi-the-loser

8 months ago

"Stan has no idea, but he did it. He saved the world. He saved me. You're our hero, Stanley."

*Something something*- no matter againts who or what-Stan will always protect his bro

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mimi-the-loser

4 years ago

He didn't see what was coming 💀💀💀

Didn’t age well

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mimi-the-loser

4 years ago

Why we are like that? *Sad clown sobbing*

Logic brain: There is literally no reason for you to expect destiel to be endgame. You LIVED THROUGH tjlc, you’ve seen the epic queerbaiting and letdowns in terms of writing in Supernatural, so just stop this idiocy

Feelings brain: I’m 😳 an angel 👼 with 😤 a shotgun 🔫🔪 fighting 👊 till ⌛️ the war’s ☠️ won 🙌 I don’t care 🤷🏻‍♂️ if heaven 🌟 won’t ❌ take me 🤝 back ⏭ I’ll throw 🤾 away 🗑 my faith 🙇🏻‍♂️ babe 👶🏻 just to keep 🤲 you 👉 safe 🔒 don’t you 🥺 know 🧠 you’re everything 🌎 I have 🥀

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