EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

Alligator Loki #20

Stranger Danger

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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There are two types of cultivators

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

Parkner Headcanons cuz I’m perpetually in love

I imagine Harley flirting incessantly w Pete but he’s just an oblivious little bitch, hence the relationship status 🤧

My ig - teddytheartist 💕

ppl seem to do this thing in fandoms where theyll take a character whos inherently kind and trusting of people and then they make the fanon version of them ignorant or innocent to certain things by default and i dont like it

Only for fun, Super Asgardian Bros are back. Loki doing pranks and using  his brother Balder to scape from the wrath of Thor.

why am I acting surprised

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too