wayne: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
chosen: Okay, but in my defense, dark bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
wayne: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
wayne: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
chosen: You people already know too much about me.
dark: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
folks if you're wondering i'm using the name wayne referring to y/n and i think its obvious
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Before you read this, it may be a little dark but I love dark, tragic plots! ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
Victim after the loss of his wife and a hatred instilled against Alan, already with his past and with new things, he decided to make his life hell by marrying him and giving him psychological, physical and sexual abuse.
wayne: chosen, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
chosen: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
wayne: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask dark.
wayne: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
chosen: You need to stop.
i want to make a comic about the kids (RGBY + TSC + ethereal + purple) having a sleepover meanwhile the adults going to a party guests by victim
wayne: If chosen and I were drowning, who would you save?
dark: You two can’t swim?
chosen: It’s a hypothetical question, dark! who would you save?
dark: my time and effort.
wayne, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
chosen: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
wayne: Orange soda, please!
chosen: I'll have the strawberry soda.
dark: Me too, strawberry soda.
wayne:
alan, driving chosen and dark: So how was your day?
dark: We almost got surprise adopted!
wayne: What?
chosen: We almost got kidnapped.
alan: Oh, okay.
alan: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
wayne: I know you snuck out last night, chosen.
dark: Play dumb!
chosen: Who's chosen?
dark: NOT THAT DUMB!!!