LADY LUCK HAS LOOKED DOWN UPON ME

Bestie! Solomon back at it again

MC: *giggles*

Solomon: *laughs* This is gonna be awesome.

MC: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Lucifer: *happens to walk past* ?!

Solomon: Oh, hey, Lucifer.

MC: Hello.

Lucifer: *quickly confiscates the magic potion bottle from Solomon, knowing it's a concoction that can melt anything and anyone* What do you think you're doing with this?! This is an extremely dangerous potion!

Solomon: Yeah, I know.

Lucifer: Of course, you know! MC doesn't-

MC: I know.

Lucifer: ...excuse me?

MC: I know.

Lucifer: Yes, I heard you! I just want to know why in the Devildom you're willing to use this potion knowing it could melt your skin in just a drop?!

MC: *shrugs*

Lucifer: You're- *frustrated sigh* unbelievable.

Solomon: Shh, shh, let them be. I'm here *smiles 'innocently'*

Lucifer: ...no. I'm taking this with me *walks away*

MC: *sad*

Solomon: Don't worry, MC *pulls out a small vial from his pocket with an evil smirk* I always have a backup plan after all.

MC: *evil smirk* This is why we're besties.

In the student council room...

Lucifer: *tired sigh* Can we pick another human?

Diavolo: Oh, but why? They're very entertaining so far. Don't you agree, Barbatos?

Barbatos: *smiles* Yes, Young Master.

Lucifer: You're only agreeing because you have to.

Somewhere outside: *terrified screams, glass smashing, sounds of fire crackling that causes the school's water sprinkler to activate and evil laughter*

The royals: ....

Diavolo: *laughs* It seems that I've brought the right human!

Lucifer: Diavolo!

Mammon x Reader (Promise)

Warning: Angst, Hatred

Throwing his jacket in a random direction in his room, Mammon runs a hand through his hair before letting himself fall onto his bed. It's not the comfiest bed he's gotten, not that he often sleeps on it, but this time, it's as if the mattress is lulling him to sleep, the temptation to just close his eyes. But he doesn't. No, he can't.

Rolling onto his back, he puts his right arm in the air and looks at his hand, more specifically his pinky finger. The finger you placed your promise upon.

"I will never leave you, Mammon. I promise."

Those were your words and yet... Mammon lets out a sigh and puts down his arm, eyes staring at the empty ceiling. After you left, he was hurt. So, so hurt. His heart aches for you but he can never see you ever again. Tears well up in his eyes but he blinks them back, refusing to look weak even though there's no one else with him. He feels as if you'd judge him from afar.

The Great Mammon feeling hurt by a human. It's such a ridiculous thought to him and yet here he is, turning that statement into real life.

"You promise?" Mammon looks at the human, his human.

You nod, smiling.

"Lies." Mammon whispers, gritting his teeth.

"I promise."

"Lies!" He sits upwards and unconsciously turns into his demon form out of anger.

Realizing his own form and anger, he turns back to his normal self and hugs his knees. If he were to push away what little pride he has left, he'd pray to his own father and kill himself which would send him back to the Celestial Realm.

What did he do wrong? Where did it all began? How did he... Lose you? So many questions flood his mind, swirling around like a tornado but none can be answered other than you but you're gone. He could've ask you if given the chance but he refuses to and he regrets it bit by bit. Every. Single. Day.

"Damn it..." Mammon's voice crack, his shoulders slightly shaking. "Damn it! Fuck!"

He punches his pillow, the soft cushion harshly hitting the wall. "How fucking stupid..."

His heart aches so much. He wants to see you so much but he just can't. He refuses to.

Walking through the halls of RAD, Mammon hides a small gift box behind his back. He plans to surprise his human with an item he had bought with his own money that he worked on. He can't wait to see the happiness on your face. After all, he loves the bright smile on your face and every time you give him a smile, even if it's just a small one, he's just falling more and more for you. Truly, he is in love.

Just as he was about to enter your class, he hears your conversation.

"Yeah, Mammon's so annoying and so fucking stupid, I mean, did he really think that I actually like him? Bitch, please. He's just head over heels over me." Your laughter is heard.

Mammon takes a moment to process your words and when he finally does, overcome by wrath, he barges into your classroom. A look of shock and horror is displayed on your face but Mammon couldn't care less. He threw the gift at the floor near you and clenches his fists.

"If ya fucking hate me so much, then tell me straight to my face! Here I thought that yer' sincere and aren't like my brothers at all but I was so fucking wrong!"

"Mammon, I-"

"No, shut yer' fucking mouth, ya' lowly piece of shit! I don't want to see ya' anymore! If I see ya', don't think I'll beat the shit outta ya'!"

"Fine! Just get out of my sight, scumbag! Your brothers were right about you!"

From that moment on, he avoids the human. It hurts him. Even after betraying him like that, stomping onto his trust like that, degrading him like that, he still loves you but because of you, he can no longer trust another other than his own brothers, not again. He doesn't want to get hurt anymore but he just can't bring himself to hate you even after everything you've done.

Mammon sobs and lays down on his bed. He fights his tiredness as the night lasts for a couple more hours, gradually losing sleep. It's bizarre how love can be so simple and yet so painful if not reciprocated or worse, been told that you're not loved.

The brothers + undateables if they were to pick up an instrument

-The brothers-

Lucifer:

- surprise, surprise

- he's a piano guy

- but there's a reason to this

- back in the Celestial Realm, many angels, including his own siblings, admired and loved his piano playing

- even on the day where Diavolo came, he played the piano that enchanted him

- Lilith especially loved the piano

- after falling in Devildom, he avoided the piano at all costs

- he doesn't want to cry

- for once, he thanks his never-ending paperwork as he can use that as an excuse to avoid playing his favourite instrument

- but the few times he did play the piano, Mammon always seem to catch Lucifer crying while playing

- he has a love and hate relationship with the piano

Mammon:

- he isn't talented when it comes to playing instruments

- but when he stumbled upon the kalimba, he couldn't help but be addicted to playing it

- it's such a small and simple instrument, he just absolutely loves it

- loves the beautiful melody his kalimba makes

- hides this talent from his brothers for fear that they might ridicule him for playing such an instrument

- but one day while playing the kalimba to pass time, Asmodeus was in love with the melody and was confused as to what instrument would make such a sound and follows it

- finds Mammon playing the kalimba alone in the planetarium

- and calls the others to listen to Mammon playing the instrument

- the rest were enchanted by Mammon's playing

- doesn't talk about it

- until it was Beelzebub's and Belphegor's birthday

- the twins requested that Mammon plays the kalimba

- is taken aback but doesn't protest

- Mammon plays his favourite melody on the kalimba

- everyone likes that

Leviathan:

- plays the flute

- but only does it because he saw Ruri-chan playing it

- is surprisingly naturally talented on the flute

- when his package arrived, his brothers thought it was just more merch and figurines

- nope, it was his flute

- while he was practicing playing an anime opening, Lucifer overheard his playing

- thought it was beautiful

- eventually, Lucifer had to barge in and interrupt his playing because Levi had done a little prank on him

- Levi was nervous about his punishment but instead of that, Lucifer requests that he plays something on the flute

- anxiety through the roof and probably up in the Celestial Realm

- his hands were shaky at first but after a few seconds, he got into playing that as if Lucifer suddenly disappeared from his room

- playing beautifully and happily as if there was no tomorrow

- after playing, Lucifer praises Levi's talent and his face is just red

Satan:

- surprise, surprise 2.0

- violin guy

- he wasn't interested in such an instrument at first but finds out that according to the humans, it was one of the most difficult instruments to play

- decides to take the challenge

- he regrets ever underestimating just how difficult playing the violin is

- at first, he ironically plays it just to show who's boss

- now he can't stop playing

- the first time he tried to play it, his arm is sore, neck is stuck in a certain position and cramps are terrible

- but after Beelzebub offers to give him a massage after each violin session, he was more fired up to prove the humans wrong

- low-key was praising each human and person who were able to stand through the torture of violin playing

- when he finally got the hang of it, the first piece he played is his favourite cursed song

- it was more beautiful and melodic on the violin than the original instrument

- is in love with the new melody and loves the song even more

- occasionally stays back at school to play the violin provided at RAD's music room

- girls (and maybe some guys) heard his playing and immediately fell in love with it

- for the rest of school days, Satan finds mysterious love letters left on his desk, in his locker, sometimes given by teachers themselves and has no idea why

- the rest of his brothers knew but doesn't say anything

Asmodeus:

- he wouldn't want to ruin anything on his body or leave any kind of bruise anywhere

- but he makes he makes an exception only for one instrument

- the guitar

- when he first started picking up the instrument, he immediately wanted to quit playing because his fingers hurt

- but after watching a couple of videos of people playing the guitar AND still having beautiful hands, he decides to play it once again

- it was torture for him and almost quit again but he finds out that some people wears bandages around their fingers to protect them

- and so he did

- eventually, he takes it off after mastering simple switching

- his fingers hurt once again but doesn't mind because he loves playing the guitar

- and because of his constant playing, his skin has grown thicker to withstand the strings of the guitar

- now it doesn't hurt whenever he plays

- the few rare times where he actually plays the guitar for someone, with his charm and melody, the person immediately falls in love with him

- his brothers were pleasantly surprised when they found out that he plays the guitar instead of any other instrument

- he takes pride in that

Beelzebub:

- surprise, surprise 3.0

- dude plays the drums

- he's into metal

- one day while watching some mukbang videos, he accidentally clicked on a Jacksepticeye drum cover video and was wondering how can he multitask like that

- so he told Lucifer that he wanted to practice playing drums

- Lucifer was surprised but doesn't protest his brother's request

- he found out just how difficult it is playing drums

- but once he got the hang of it, his level of playing can be compared to a veteran's

- a group of band saw him playing and offered if Beel wanted to join

- he immediately agreed to it and now thanks to him, the band is well-known in the Devildom

- sometimes would perform during assembly under Diavolo's request

- everyone listening was headbanging and yelling at the top of their lungs

- every time the band perform, it's always lively due to how catchy and metal the music was

- sometimes, Beel would give up his meals just to practice with his band mates

- loves it whenever he rocks the stage

Belphegor:

- sleepy boi

- doesn't want to move much

- so he plays the theremin

- according to a lot of people, it's one of the more difficult instruments to play as you need to have a good ear and there's a lot of tricks you have to learn with your hands

- but this boi is gifted with perfect pitch

- takes up the theremin

- for a beginner, he's not that bad

- after hours and hours of practice, he plays the theremin expertly

- it's a peculiar but interesting instrument so his brothers nag him to play it

- is annoyed by the constant nagging so he just plays a short song

- the melody is somewhat alien-like but it was also somewhat beautiful

- his brothers loves how he plays the theremin

- sometimes would play it for Beel if he has difficulties in sleeping

- only plays a certain song originating from when they were back in the Celestial Realm

- is the only lullaby Beel sleeps to

- Belphie is happy to play it for his twin

-Undateables-

Diavolo:

- for some reason, this man loves anything that's got to do with anything Irish or Scottish

- when he finds out that they were the two main countries that played bagpipes, he couldn't help but order Barbatos to get him one as well

- and also a kilt

- playing the bagpipe was difficult but he found an instructor to teach him how to play it

- hours and hours of practice, he finally manages to play it

- now whenever he has free time, he would play his favourite songs on the bagpipe with Barbatos surprisingly loving to listen to him play

- though, sometimes when Lucifer, or even more rarer times when his brothers join him, Diavolo would jump out while playing the bagpipe, playing an iconic Irish/Scottish song

- with a kilt

- as much as Lucifer wanted to scold him, he couldn't help but also enjoy the song

- and his random shenanigans

- though, if he were to play for his partner, he would play a romantic song on his bagpipe

- unless his partner asks otherwise then expect him to jump around playing a silly song...

- ...while wearing a kilt

Barbatos:

- this boi has little to no time at all

- is constantly stressed inside

- but when he realizes that the melodies of a cello calms him down greatly and can put his insomniac mind to sleep, he immediately gets himself one

- since he's a Jack of all trades, he's a natural at playing the cello

- because of this talent, Diavolo has instructed him one too many times to play the cello either for him or for guests

- but this is a task he doesn't mind doing

- though, sometimes when he's extremely tired, he dozes off while playing

- Diavolo doesn't mind if Barb plays only for him

- but if he dozed off around guests, Diavolo will nudge him and tell him that it's not appropriate for him to sleep in front of guests

- he immediately apologizes and continues playing the cello

- after a party, he will play a lullaby on his cello as to calm down the ruckus the guests might make

- Belphie will 11/10 summon Barb to play for him if it weren't for the fact that he had to ask permission from Diavolo first

Simeon:

- dude's an angel

- obviously will play the lyre

- his music is literally just angelic

- but he mainly plays the lyre to put Luke to sleep whenever he has a nightmare or just can't sleep in general

- but back when Lucifer and his brothers, exclude Satan, were in the Celestial Realm, he and Lucifer always play together

- they were the perfect duo

- with the angelic sounds of a lyre and harmonious tunes of a piano, it's impossible to not get drawn in and enchanted

- everyone in the Celestial Realm will literally kill if it meant that they get to see them play

- but after the brothers had fallen, Simeon no longer plays the lyre as he feels sad and distant whenever he plays it

- he misses their music

- that is, until Luke came unto his life

- Luke never got a chance to listen to both Simeon and Lucifer play so when he saw a dusty lyre in the depths of Simeon's stuff, he begs the other to play for him

- Simeon, not being able to say no, plays the lyre for Luke

- Luke falls asleep

- Simeon takes note of this and promises himself to play only for Luke

- now whenever he plays the lyre, he can push back the memories and focus on the younger angel

Solomon:

- most people were surprised when they found out that he plays the harp

- he states that he never intended to play the harp as he had never shown interest in it before

- but someone in his life changed that fact

- he doesn't let other people know but he plays the harp in hopes that he gets to have a duo with the person

- unfortunately, that person had sadly passed away due to complicated health issues

- he knew that person absolutely loves the harp so on their funeral, he brought the harp and played for them one last time

- now, he plays it for fun and to remember that person

- sometimes he plays the harp in the middle of the night, in a park where there's no one

- if you manage to catch him play it, you will see tears flowing down his face as he plays a beautiful melody

- he looks okay afterwards as to not worry or bother anyone else

- but on Asmo's birthday, he requests that Solomon plays the melody he always plays for that one person

- he hesitates but plays it nonetheless

- for once, in front of everyone, he cries

- everyone was surprised but doesn't make fun of him

- when Asmo questions about it, he dodges it like how he usually does and wipes his tears

- he apologizes and snaps his fingers, making the harp disappear before walking off to mourn more on his own

Luke:

- when he heard Simeon's playing for the first time, he wanted to play an instrument alongside him

- so he picked up the lute

- it was the perfect size for him so he easily practices with the instrument

- his fingers hurt but he still practices in hopes that he can be as skillful as Simeon and that he can make beautiful music like him

- boi is determined

- when he finally can play several intermediate level tunes, he figured that he wanted to tell Simeon about it

- Simeon was more than happy to play with him

- so when the both of them played their instruments together, if you're sleepy enough, it just makes you feel like you're in heaven

- Solomon almost had a heart attack once because of this

- but during the retreat at Diavolo's castle, they played their tunes together and the former angels just smile contentedly at their music

- it's been a while since they've listen to angels playing their songs

- Asmo almost cried

- who can blame him tho? Luke and Simeon together almost makes a perfect duo as Simeon and Lucifer

Hmmm today i wanna cyber bully the shit out of jacob

Finally... FINALLY

His card... IS FINALLY MINE

Enid’s first tango lesson

Oof thank you, Sol

How I wish Lesson 8-8 would have went:

It's always bothered me the lack of options we have when Lucifer threatens us so I decided to write something. I've been meaning to write this for a while and the inspiration finally struck. This is not beta read.

💫 MC is GN 💫

Warnings: mild language maybe, intimidation, slight pain

“So ya know as long as you don't have a partner I guess I could maybe go ahead and pair up with you for a little bit,” the white-haired demon suggested with a bit of blush on his cheeks.

MC resisted the urge to roll their eyes at Mammon and quickly downed the champagne they were drinking.

“Mammon, why not just admit that you want to dance with MC?” Satan teased with a knowing smirk.

MC sighed and set the champagne flute down on a tray as a server walked by, tuning out of the conversation as their eyes swept over the dance floor. By this time, Levi had joined in and they heard the words “tsundere” and “LMAO”. Leviathan was the only person MC had met in their life that said “LMAO” out loud. It was hard to believe that this was the same demon that almost killed them a couple of weeks ago. If it wasn't for Lucifer, they would have surely been dead and on their way to, hopefully, the Celestial Realm.

Lucifer. MC grimaced at the thought of the demon.

“MC, come dance with me. Now.”

MC felt their spine stiffen as he appeared in front of them. “Speak of the devil,” they grudgingly thought to themself.

“No,” MC replied simply. They did not want to play these games with Lucifer today. If he thought that MC would just roll over and -

“I do not believe I offered you a choice,” Lucifer said and firmly grasped MC’s wrist, pulling them onto the dance floor.

MC glared at Lucifer, their eyes boring holes into the back of his head as he led them through the throng of dancing couples.

“Do you know how to dance?” He asked, turning around to face MC.

“Do you know how to take ‘no’ for an answer?” MC shot back at him, feeling the anger they normally managed to quash starting to come bubbling up to the surface.

Lucifer let out a dark chuckle at that, one hand taking MC’s in his own while his other encircled their waist. He stretched his wings out to their full length as his eyes pierced through MC.

“Do not test my patience, MC,” he warned, warm breath fanning over their neck.

MC clenched their jaw in annoyance but nodded stiffly.

Lucifer pulled them in close as he took the lead. It had been a while since MC did any type of ballroom dancing but they were able to match his pace. They would not let this demon intimidate them.

“In general, there are all sorts of reasons why one might ask someone else to dance,” Lucifer began.

MC narrowed their eyes.

“I don't remember you asking me,” they hissed as he spun them briefly and pulled them back against him.

Lucifer only smirked and continued, “For example, they might be interested in them, they might want to touch them, or they might simply be doing it out of politeness.”

“None of which is why you asked me. Get to the point,” MC growled refusing to wince as he lightly dug his nails into their back - a warning.

“Or it could be because they want to have a private conversation,” he whispered into their ear as he turned with them before adding, “What is it you're plotting with Asmo?”

He suddenly dipped MC before pulling them up, grip tightening around their hand and their waist. MC flinched at this, their body tensing up as the demon leaned in closer to them.

“Let me make one thing clear: I respect my brothers’ freedom to do as they wish. However, if I ever sense that you’ve become a threat to either Diavolo or us...then I will show you absolutely no mercy. Understood?”

His grip tightened even further and MC tried desperately to wrench their hand from his own. It hurt. Lucifer was holding them so tight that they couldn't move their upper body. MC saw red.

Ever since they were forced into this exchange program against their own free will they had been bullied, intimidated, and belittled by these demons. Not that most of them hadn't come around and ended up becoming good company but MC had just had enough. They raised their foot and slammed it down on top of Lucifer’s. MC used his surprise to wrench themself free from his grasp.

Lucifer’s anger flared and MC could see the dangerous aura radiating around him. Just as he was about to grab them by the throat, Solomon cut in between them.

“Pardon me. Well, looks like a new song has started. I'd love the chance to dance with MC. Might I cut in?” The sorcerer asked, looking between the two of them and hoping it was enough to stop whatever storm had been brewing between the two.

MC let out the breath they were holding and shot Solomon a grateful look.

Lucifer took a moment to answer, quelling his anger towards the exchange student that he was just about to squeeze the life out of. He could not murder them. It would cause Diavolo’s exchange program to fail but he would not forget this moment.

“...Fine. I get the feeling that you've gotten the message and you understand what I'm telling you, MC. I'm glad we got to have this little talk,” he spoke with a quiet kind of fury that betrayed that last sentence.

“Likewise. Message received,” MC replied in a cold tone, looking into his eyes with a hardened gaze.

They felt a bit smug when he turned and walked away with just a slight limp for only a split second before wondering if they had just dug themself an early grave.

“...You look pale and Lucifer looked like he was about to murder you. What happened?” Solomon’s concerned inquiry brought them back to the present.

“Just Lucifer being, well, Lucifer,” MC replied, not wanting to divulge too much information, “Thank you for coming to my rescue there.”

“No need to thank me. Think nothing of it. This is the Devildom. When it comes down to it, you're human, and that makes you different. Never forget that,” Solomon replied, leading them into a new dance.

His grip was much gentler and less controlling. MC was grateful for that. They had enough manhandling for one night.

I was just bored and yah I did this

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I'm also curious as to why each om! boy is rated as such so to anyone doing this, I'd love to see your reasons! Tag me while you're at it too (if ya wanna)!

Here's mine if ya wanna read

I'm a HUGE simp for Barbatos and Solomon

I'd imagine that Simeon is obvious, but also because he's a writer like I am! Would love to exchange story ideas with him

Lucifer... Well, he is my type. Fancy and rich lol but he's very prideful so honestly, I much rather keep him as a friend to avoid couple fighting🙄but would still date him

Satan, also my type. Bookworm. But I see him as a sibling at most or a bestie

Diavolo... I really have no chance with him. Would love him as a bestie tho!

Mammon is too overbearing to me. I don't mind him. It's just that he gets annoying sometimes but I love him still

I used to simp for Beel until my feelings grew platonic and now I just wanna pat him and feed him. I see him as a sibling!

I only see Asmo as a bestie sorry

Honestly? Fuck Belphie and Levi. Belphie fucking killed me, used me, and definitely saw me as Lilith for a period of times. But... I suppose he can be tolerable

Levi tho? I'm sorry to all the Levi stans but HOLY SHIT this guy infuriates me TOO MUCH. I won't go into detail but fucking hell

WHOEVER SEXUALIZE OR LOVES LUKE ROMANTICALLY, PLEASE BLOCK ME. GO AWAY. I DON'T NEED CREEPS

FINALLY

I GOT SOLOMON'S ANIMAL OUTFIT WHOO

And I'm ngl I'm digging Sol's outfit better than Barb's 👀 look I love Barb and all but Sol's outfit tho

Idk bout y'all but I love Sol's outfit a bit better than Barb's