Narrator: This Is Cloud. Cloud Loves His Personal Space.

Y'all know what? I was bummed out bc I don't have Diluc and I was complaining to my friend about it. I was also writing a Diluc x reader ff cuz I was salty about it. And I played Genshin Impact all fucking night cuz why tf not? Who needs sleep anyway?

At literally 3 am I decided "Why not roll?"

First 10 rolls, I got Fishcl. Aight fine. I decide to roll again (and waste almost all my primos huhu) and it was after I got my fortune Seelie cuz I heard you get lucky with it and I SAW A GOLD LINE

YES, MY HUSBAND CAME HOME. I SCREAMED AT 3 FUCKING AM. 2021 STARTING OFF REAL GOOD FOR ME PEEPS

his honor, his dreams, they’re yours now. // insp.

(previous photosets: six feet underground | lovers by love | how to be a monster | not a weakness | light, hope, sun, stars | your demons were wildfires | heroes of our time | it’s all you know | this skin is tainted | the times he’s smiled | impossible | watch me rise | i wanted to tell you)

I was doing an online quiz my teacher gave me and uh...

I just had to draw Mammon

I'm glad my teacher gave me that quiz

Malik's death in Revelations was tragic and violent enough as it is, but if you take into account how Altaïr's relationship with Malik began, it feels very targeted on Abbas's end.

Think of how it began with Altaïr's worst mistakes, getting his younger brother killed and Malik's arm ripped off. I'm sure Abbas was there to see him nearly expelled from the brotherhood, I'm sure he heard the fate of the Al Sayf brothers. Only for Altaïr to take that horrible mistake and its consequences and become the best possible version of himself, from unable to handle any responsibility to becoming the youngest mentor the brotherhood ever had. Even his relationship with Malik would go from animosity to close and trusted friend. You could argue that Malik was his GREATEST friend, other than Maria and his own children. The kind of growth and maturity it would take from both of them to get to that point is frankly astounding and for all Ubisoft's faults I think AC1 and Revelations did their due diligence with that

And then Abbas took that all away from him and never let Altaïr move past those mistakes he worked so hard to correct. How do you think he felt, being sent the severed head of the man started his journey with by severing one of his limbs? The mistakes of his youth cost Malik his arm, and now they've cost him his life in such a way that defiled and violated his body even more horrifically, after Malik trusted and loved him like a brother.

I like to think that Malik died protecting Sef from wrongful execution and defending Altaïr's honour. That the man who faced some of the bloodiest consequences of his past mistakes kept his youngest son safe and his reputation intact at the end, even at the threat of death for himself.

Hell, I imagine Malik was a bit of an uncle figure for Darim and Sef growing up. Perhaps the very thing that got him executed in the end was trying to keep Abbas's blades away from Sef.

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

Let me tell you a story…

(King’s Crossing, a little preview 🖤)

Angeal Hewley BF Headcanons

PLEASE LOVE HIM!! 

He’s just so big n strong and loyal- 

TW: Angeal being one of the best characters. Dom!Angeal Sub!Reader, Dirty-talk, Slightly bratty reader, Kitten/Puppy petplay themes, Choking- if you squint. Mentions of daddy kink- like one mention. Angeal being the perfect lover. 

SFW

Angeal Angeal Angeal

Also known as the most reluctant member of Shinras Three Stooges

Really the only one with common sense

The sane ones always get left behind-

Anyways 

Angeal as your bf is just perfect???

He’s literally amazing. 100/10

Loyalloyalloyalloyal

He’s like 6′5 hes so big help-

Patient with a healthy side of stern to put you in your place 

i mean- 

He deals with Zack on a daily basis. Patience is in his blood at this point. 

Not to mention constantly stopping Genesis and Seph from constantly fooling around. 

He’s not the type to go off and date randomly. I think the person he does go for will be the one he marries. 

A one and done type of guy

Though he does worry because he is a SOLDIER and it could put either you or him in danger so he would be hesitant. 

So you’ll just have to be patient with him. 

Not huge into PDA, but makes sure to kiss you long and deep before he goes off to train or a mission. 

He is most definitely teased for it. 

He’s the type to bring you flowers from his garden, slightly blushing when he says that he planted these flowers in thoughts of you. 

Angeal is a natural caretaker and so in his mind he wants nothing but to take care of you and all your needs. 

Would want you to move in with him to be closer and to spend more time with you. 

Is always ready to cuddle you if you need it, buys extra blankets just in case. 

Is definitely making you breakfast in bed

(haha probably cause you cant walk)

Would most def buy you anything you asked for. He just loves you so much. 

If you guys are having a problem he will immediately address it. Sometimes his teacher voice comes out when he does it though so it feels like a lecture when you’re talking about feelings and how they should be displayed between the both of you. 

Keep reading

Has Sephiroth ever tried catnip?

SOLDIER Vlogging Shenanigans pt. 34

[The video starts. It's Genesis, looking unkempt with wide, blood-shot eyes and messy hair. He's leaning over a kitchen countertop looking exhausted]

"I'm going to be arrested."

[There's a deep, verbalized meow in the background. Genesis briefly looks at something beyond the camera, then rubs his face]

"So...I thought it'd be funny to play into all the Sephiroth is a cat nonsense and—"

"Meow"

[Genesis stops again, looks long and hard at something behind the camera, then sighs a trembling breath. There's panic in his eyes]

"And I put catnip in Sephiroth's humidifier."

[Genesis pans the camera around slowly, the video filming all of Sephiroth's kitchen before finally landing on something on the floor]

"Oh goddess I'm going to JAIL."

[It's Sephiroth as high as a kite. He's sprawled out on the floor in a starfish position. There's a uncharacteristic, dopey grin on his face. He looks drugged out of his mind]

"Meow," he says in a deep voice.

"He's been like this for three hours now," Genesis says from behind the camera. "Do you all understand why I'm freaking out now? It's like a broke a government weapon—"

"Meow."

[Genesis turnes the camera back around, filming himself as he nervously runs a hand through his hair]

"I need to take him down to the infirmary—"

"Meow"

[Genesis looks stressed]

"I'd call Angeal but I don't want to be arrested and killed—"

"Meow."

[Genesis snaps his head up, frowning the incapacitated SOLDIER on the floor]

"Sephiroth, my friend, either stop interrupting me or pick something other than meow to say!"

[Sephiroth doesn't reply, and the following moments are silent. Genesis nods in approval, then redirects his attention back to the camera]

"Anyway, as I was saying—"

"Fuck you."

"WHAT THE F—"

[Genesis quickly ends the video]

I was just bored and yah I did this

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I'm also curious as to why each om! boy is rated as such so to anyone doing this, I'd love to see your reasons! Tag me while you're at it too (if ya wanna)!

Here's mine if ya wanna read

I'm a HUGE simp for Barbatos and Solomon

I'd imagine that Simeon is obvious, but also because he's a writer like I am! Would love to exchange story ideas with him

Lucifer... Well, he is my type. Fancy and rich lol but he's very prideful so honestly, I much rather keep him as a friend to avoid couple fighting🙄but would still date him

Satan, also my type. Bookworm. But I see him as a sibling at most or a bestie

Diavolo... I really have no chance with him. Would love him as a bestie tho!

Mammon is too overbearing to me. I don't mind him. It's just that he gets annoying sometimes but I love him still

I used to simp for Beel until my feelings grew platonic and now I just wanna pat him and feed him. I see him as a sibling!

I only see Asmo as a bestie sorry

Honestly? Fuck Belphie and Levi. Belphie fucking killed me, used me, and definitely saw me as Lilith for a period of times. But... I suppose he can be tolerable

Levi tho? I'm sorry to all the Levi stans but HOLY SHIT this guy infuriates me TOO MUCH. I won't go into detail but fucking hell

WHOEVER SEXUALIZE OR LOVES LUKE ROMANTICALLY, PLEASE BLOCK ME. GO AWAY. I DON'T NEED CREEPS