Boomer: "Can You Imagine Kids Today Storming The Beaches Of Normany?"

Boomer: "Can you imagine kids today storming the beaches of Normany?"

Me: "You were a US child of the 70's, idiot. When the hell were you ever in a war? I was blasting Russians in Ukraine. You can shut the hell up!"

Friend: "So you know at the start of the Twisted Sister music video, where the dad says 'I carried an M16 in 'nam and you carry that guitar'? Sure hurts when they shoe's on the other foot eh boomers?"

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MY

GOD

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1 year ago

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I Made More Fankids…
I Made More Fankids…
I Made More Fankids…
I Made More Fankids…
I Made More Fankids…
I Made More Fankids…

I made more fankids…

And a rival and best friend for Artie…

More info under the cut

Y’all already know my Shadamy kids but Sunny is now a former G.U.N. agent. She quit. The reason why is a mystery.

We got some Knuxouge kids! Mirage, Warden, and Prickle. Mirage was meant to become the next guardian of the master emerald, but ended up passing it down to her little brother Warden who wanted it way more than her and became an actual G.U.N. agent like her mother. She takes after her mother in that way. She’s ultra tall and Warden is mad cause she was already taller than him at one year younger. Also she’s trans. Good for her. Warden is the “serious” one who is really dedicated to being the next guardian. He’s got the braincell of the three and is a short king. Prickle hates everyone and likes to be alone in nature. Despite Warden being the next guardian, Prickle is the most in tune with the emerald and angel island in general and often communicates with Tikal’s spirit. But nobody else can see, so for example, Rouge sees him talk to himself and is like “who tf is he talking to”

Tailsream kids! Lars, Specs, and Posy. L.A.R.S. stands for Laboratory Assistive Remedial Software. He is an ai that Tails made shortly before Specs was born to help him in the lab that turned out to be sentient. After specs was born, Lars dedicated himself to protecting her and being the perfect big brother. So Tails was like “Welp, I guess I have two children now.” and adopted him. They say he’s “15” just because that’s how he looks and acts. Specs is best girl. She’s very safety-minded and polite and she carries around a seemingly bottomless backpack full of anything you could ever possibly need. She’s called Specs after her glasses but also for how she would help Tails in his workshop and list of software “specs” for him. Posy is a little monster who revels in creating chaos, but she’s cute so she gets away with it. Also, she likes to drag Prickle around to act as her Guinea pig and he lets her because he’s too nice to say no.

The Silvaze Twins! They both live with their mother in the palace since they never know when the future will go to shit again, and Silver is usually there with them acting as Royal consort. Ember was born a few minutes before her brother, making her heir to the throne, which both are 100% fine with. Ember strives to be the best heir possible and takes her job very seriously. She loves to study and also practices fencing as neither she nor her brother inherited their parents psychic or pyrokinetic abilities. Her brother, Cinder, on the other hand, hates being in the palace and prefers to goof off most of the time. He’ll often try to cause trouble around the castle, which Ember will usually try to stop, except when he occasionally convinces her to join in. While Ember enjoys more classical studies, Cinder is fascinated by dimensional science and time travel and longs to explore all the countless dimensions out there.

Finally, some neighborhood kids. While Sunny’s main group is Mirage and Ember, Artie has these two weirdos. There’s his best friend Peppy, a reckless, energetic mouse who loves going on misadventures around town but is often betrayed by her own clumsiness. She and Artie are constantly arguing over who is the other’s sidekick and often have to save each other’s butts, but one thing’s for sure is these two idiots are inseparable. Spot, on the other hand, is the local delinquent and Artie’s official rival. Why? Idk, it doesn’t really matter. After all “all heroes have a rival” although this rivalry is often forgotten in favor of teaming up to get the job done or just to hang out. However, they still definitely hate each other and don’t like each other at all. They totally don’t enjoy the bantering or have a crush on the other at all. Pure rivals

Also, Sonic doesn’t have kids, he’s just the cool pseudo-uncle who visits a lot and babysits. And they all definitely have big family get-togethers and family dinners all the time. Because found family is the most important family of all. Anyway, thanks for reading imma go nap.

1 year ago

lol

Not Sure About This One But I Made It Lol -v-'
Not Sure About This One But I Made It Lol -v-'
Not Sure About This One But I Made It Lol -v-'

not sure about this one but I made it lol -v-'

I was trying to draw them coming from the side and holding the side of the frame kinda thing but it was harder to do than I thought and it didn't come out great. oh well.

prompt list credit goes to @chelledog

1 year ago

neat

I heard you like frozen milk

oh wow thanks. that was quite considerate to make this for me. ... XP ack! THIS IS SKIMMED!

1 year ago

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CupidTober!

CupidTober!

The intent is to use the prompt to draw gore or spooky stuff, but as always you’re free to draw or write whatever you’d like :3

This is simply a custom list

1 year ago

yum

seems like a typical afternoon snack for us pasta lovers idk #GordonRamsay #KitchenNightmares #Pasta
YouTube
The official home for Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube. Weekly clips from the show in which struggling restaurants receive the Gordon Ramsay tr

imma legit eat that. give me a week

1 year ago

youtube kids is messed up

ink drawing of a giant anteater with staring eyes and a stuck out tongue, floating in front of a spiral galaxy
tumblr reply from marbleunderthefridge: "giant anteater :D (as giant as you want to make it,  no limits all ant consumption babey"

BEHOLD THE STAREATER, THAT FEASTS UPON GALAXIES AS THE ANTHILLS THAT THEY ARE

1 year ago

but guess which species will be...

this bix!

mittens-the-crab - Mittens-The-Crab
1 year ago

their builds as they age go

gorilla

bear

dinosaur

The Takin is such a whimsical herbivore, like God commissioned Dr. Seuss for this one.

The Takin Is Such A Whimsical Herbivore, Like God Commissioned Dr. Seuss For This One.
The Takin Is Such A Whimsical Herbivore, Like God Commissioned Dr. Seuss For This One.
The Takin Is Such A Whimsical Herbivore, Like God Commissioned Dr. Seuss For This One.
The Takin Is Such A Whimsical Herbivore, Like God Commissioned Dr. Seuss For This One.
1 year ago

cool

Tails Sharing His Love With The World!

Tails sharing his love with the world!

Thanks to Tw1xx_Doodlez for allowing me to ink, color, and shade her original sketch!

1 year ago

i hate that i know there are many sexy dinosaur animes

and that saying it has gays in it narrows it down to just one

This Is A Naomi Appreciation Post. Reblog To Appreciate Naomi. 🧡
This Is A Naomi Appreciation Post. Reblog To Appreciate Naomi. 🧡
This Is A Naomi Appreciation Post. Reblog To Appreciate Naomi. 🧡
This Is A Naomi Appreciation Post. Reblog To Appreciate Naomi. 🧡

This is a Naomi appreciation post. Reblog to appreciate Naomi. 🧡

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