I Love When Peter Asks Felicia 'What's Wrong With You', Because Although I Love Her, I Too Want To Know

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

Spidey Noir 🕸️

can i get a pound of the virginia ham and can you whimper a little while youre slicing it. yeah daddy likes that. now let me taste the sample

More proof of why Straczynski is one of the best

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

has peter parker ever had a mullet i feel it deep in bones he had that phase and i must know if it's canon

He's gotten close, I mean almost every hero had a mullet in the 90s. Whatever the fuck was happening with his hair in the ultimate universe is close. I'll let you decide what counts as a mullet. Although Ben and Kaine have canonically rocked pretty sick mullets, but so has Eddie Brock so maybe that's just a "dark mirror of Spider-Man" thing

You should talk to @earth90214 she's also on the mullet!Peter Parker brain wave and her art is gorgeous!!

i need you to kill yourself

sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*