dean winchester might be a sex god, but he is also a little princess that needs to be taken care of
i hate him but i'd fuck the shit out of him
homelander writes about his fights against billy butcher with a pink glitter pen in his sparkly pink diary like a schoolgirl
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASE
Thinking and thinking and thinking some more about Boyfriend!Simon.
All big and scary. Pretty much always wearing black, and other muted colors, and his balaclava. He’s so big. So bulky. So muscular. And when he does deign to talk to anyone outside of his close circle, his voice is so deep and rough, isn’t it? The man is so very naturally intimidating and off putting, right?
And then there’s you…his girlfriend. His very cute, very pink girlfriend. Adorable, really.
So feminine, you are.
Always in some skirt or dress. With a ribbon or bow in your hair. Perhaps some sandals on your feet. Maybe some heels, depending on if you’re in the mood for them. Lip gloss on your lips, a generous dusting of blush on your cheeks…
You look angelic. Cherubic.
So different than your boyfriend.
You two contrast each other so very much.
You are a spectacle, for sure. The kind that, in some cases, really does make people stop and stare. Because really—you look like a pretty princess and her big hulking guard dog.
Little does anyone know that it is this “guard dog” of yours, your beloved boyfriend Simon, that picks out your every outfit.
It’s Simon that chooses which dress or skirt you wear for the day.
It’s Simon that decides whether bows or barrettes that adorn your hair.
He even has the final decision on how you get your nails done when you go to the nail salon.
Gel nails or acrylics. Coffin or almond shaped. French tips or plain color, or if you get a design. The design itself. Whether your nails are topped with those little jewels…
All of it. It goes through him.
Not that anyone would believe either of you if you were to reveal the truth (as if you ever would…).
The truth of the matter is that he quite likes dressing you up. His big, rough hands have been used for so much bad. So much destruction and pain has been caused by his hands. So, taking care of the ever so beautiful and delicate you, fills him with so much purpose and satisfaction.
Besides, there’s something to be said about being the one to dress you up in the way he desires…and then getting to undress you, too.
Dressing you up. Dressing you down. He enjoys it all.
And so do you!
You like being his pretty pink girlfriend. You like how carefully he decides on your outfit for the day. You like the look he gets in his eyes when he’s finally pleased with how he’s dressed you.
So you let him. You let him decide. You let him take control in this way.
Because you enjoy being his perfect little doll.
i cannot fix him
i can fuck him tho
cillian murphy- the biggest hater of the english
(screenshot is not mine)
this is some ✨sick and twisted✨ shit, but I had a dream about rubbing one out on butchers tummy once and I haven’t been the same since. his happy trail against your clit would literally be heaven. it being such an odd request that he’s just elated he makes you that crazy. he’s got his hawaiian shirt open, but not off. his large hands are guiding your hips as he grins up at you wolfishly. his red, weeping cock smearing against your ass as you grind back. He’d tsk and coo praise mixed with a touch of degradation as you got off.
“Poor girl, daddy’s got you worked up, ain’t he? Just gotta put that pretty little cunt all over him, don’cha? That’s it, luv, put on show for me. C’mon then, how me what a filthy cunt you are.”
i was gonna post this on my page but i thought it was TOO horny
your mind >>>>
like yes
i love butcher brainrot
it just makes me short circuit
i have nothing to add, i just agree with you and need others to see this genius
got back from work
now i think about billy butcher and soldier boy
eiffel tower with butcher and soldier boy is my current dream
i want to be left breathless and without the ability to speak, think or walk for approximately a week
Butcher will TALK. YOU. THROUGH. IT. He’s always saying too much in general but when he’s fucking you sometimes he just can’t seem to shut his mouth. When he’s close to cumming it’s almost incoherent. It goes from “Good girl. Your cunt feels so fucking good around my cock.” to “Good fucking cunt.” to mumbling almost words, but he’s going at it for so long you can’t really blame him. And he DEFINITELY lasts long, it’s a badge of honour for him.
oh my god, butcher talks so much during sex
he will say every single thought that crosses his mind for even a millisecond and he does not have a filter while saying this stuff, if you thought fucking him is already filthy then his dirty talk and the way he talks you through it is the filth to the power of ten