(Inspired by this classic!)
Someone offends you unforgivably by calling you by your actual name.
You are preparing for a bloody battle in the rain. Your boots are made of exquisitely embroidered silk duchesse.
Everyone you know is god-tier beautiful. You ignore this.
Significant tea is being poured.
Your soulmate tells you in plain words that they love you. You comically misunderstand what they said, and will keep doing so, because the plot is not over yet.
The only thing more elaborate than the villain's cunning plan is the engineering of your man-bun.
Duels are scored like gymnastics routines. To beat your opponent, try a triple-twisting double tucked salto.
You have been married for thirty years. You have never seen your spouse's wrist.
Sometimes peasants and servants are killed horribly in front of you. It's a normal part of life. The other peasants will presumably take care of the practicalities, such as burial and being upset.
Any injury, including a broken nail, makes you vomit blood.
The year is 400 AD. French tips have been invented.
You're on a moon bridge and you are yearning.
the "in another universe" "in another life" posts are funny cause you only get one, this one, and you've already resigned to losing it too. try fighting in this one
𖦹 Fantasy and literature in Artemis Fowl 𖦹
sources:
The Eternity Code- Eoin Colfer • The Last Guardian- Eoin Colfer • The Atlantis Complex- Eoin Colfer x 3 • The Last Guardian- Eoin Colfer • The Time Paradox- Eoin Colfer • The Atlantis Complex- Eoin Colfer
subjectdolly on Instagram • Punch and Judy- Jan Švankmajer • thehobbitchronicles on Tumblr • Hamlet- William Shakespeare (1915 W.G Simmonds Edition) • dawnpatrolkat on Pinterest • Love Among the Ruins- Edward Burne-Jones • vampyrdancer on Pinterest • mossabul on Pinterest
I know that many of us—including myself—are going back to school tomorrow and I just want to say this:
I hope that your first day back to school (either grade school or uni) is a good day. I wish nothing more than for you to be happy and be able to have the best experiences possible. Continue to grow and learn new things at your own pace. No matter how big or small your step is, a step is a step forward. Your growth is important and I greatly admire everything that you’ve accomplished so far. Remember that you can do it. You’ve got this! You are capable.
Make it a great year with great strides and memories. ❤️✨
Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D
how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr
Three-knife hairpin 三刀簪 (one for the country, one for the family, and one for oneself) was a popular headpiece among women in the city of Fuzhou, Fujian province.
Also known as "Three Hairpins” it consists of three small swords worn like hairpins, mostly made out of silver or white copper, and engraved with patterns.
There are various theories about the origin of the Three-Knife hairpin. The most popular one claims that it evolved from small sharp weapons worn by women during the Ming Dynasty in order to defend themselves against Japanese pirates raiding China’s coastline, by killing their enemies, or even committing suicide.
In June 2024, the three knives were selected as an intangible cultural heritage of Fuzhou, and more people became aware of this traditional clothing culture.
Scum Villain Self-Saving System.
7/9 Recovery AU. I imagine them travelling doing demon hunting mysteries together. Presenting: some moments of that.
(PS, I learned very recently this stupid fursona joke may have propelled CaQiBara fandom trend, which I didn’t even know was happening until I was told…. I am glad everyone agrees with the vibes at least?)
A day late but happy Moon Day!!
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?