> Slytherin
light drizzle, foggy window pane, studying with your best friend in a secluded alcove of the castle, bulky sweaters, distracted glances, dark mocha lattes, squinting at tiny text, notebooks with neat bullet points, the gentle purr from your cat cuddled against your hip, witty remarks about past lectures, looking over questions from old exams handed down by an upperclassman, exchanging notes to see if either of you missed any details
> Ravenclaw
heavy downpour, low rumble of thunder, kneeling on the floor at the coffee table in the common room, sweeping loose hair behind your ear, hot cup of tea, rereading sections of the textbook, sliding glasses up the bridge of your nose, underling key points, writing notes in the margins, a semicircle of empty mugs enclosing your study area, lots of leaning back and sighing in deep frustration, scoffing when a classmate asks if “so and so” will be on the test because the hell if you know
listening to pentagon’s violet is like crying into a lavender blanket as it rains outside
Cultural Dark Academia
After my last post about the lack of representation in academia, I felt it neccessary to provide some examples of what I’m talking about. Obviously there are more countries in the world than I can list and provide books for, so for a quick list this is what I got. !! Keep researching !! If you have any more books by POC please reply them !! If a country isn’t listed, that doesn’t mean it’s not important, this is just what I could get together real quick. If I made any mistakes, please let me know, we’re all learning. We need to help each other end eurocentrism in academia, so value representation and educate yourselves 💓💓💓
Chinese:
The Art of War by Sun Tzu
The Dream of the Red Chamber
The Water Margin
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
The Journey to the West
The Scholars
The Peony Pavilion
Border Town by Congwen Shen
Half of Man is Woman by Zhang Xianliang
To Live by Yu Hua
Ten Years of Madness by agent Jicai
The Field of Life and Death & Tales of Hulan River by Xiao Hong
Japanese:
A Personal Matter by Kenzaburo Oë
Pakistani:
Moth Smoke by Mohsin Hamid
How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia by Mohsin Hamid
Ghulam Bagh by Mirza Athar Baig
Masterpieces of Urdu Nazm by K. C. Kanda
Irani/Persian:
Rooftops of Tehran by Mahbod Seraji
Savushun by Simin Daneshvar
Anything by Rumi
The Book of Kings by Ferdowsi
The Rubiyat by Omar Khayyam
Shahnameh (translation by Dick Davis)
Afghan:
Earth and Ashes by Atiq Rahimi
A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini
Indian:
The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
Aithihyamala, Garland of Legends by Kottarathil Sankunni
The Gameworld Trilogy by Samir Basu
Filipino:
Twice Blessed by Ninotchka Rosca
The Last Time I Saw Mother by Arlene J. Chai
Brazilian:
Night at the Tavern by Álvares de Azevedo
The Seven by André Vianco
Don Casmurro by Machado de Assis
Colombian:
Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Delirio by Laura Restrepo
¡Que viva la música! by Andrés Caicedo
The Sound of Things Falling by Jim Gabriel Vásquez
Mexican:
Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolf Anaya
Adonis Garcia/El Vampiro de la Colonia Roma by Luis Zapata
El Complot Mongol by Rafael Bernal
Egyptian:
The Cairo Trilogy by Nahuib Mahfouz
The Book of the Dead
Nigerian:
Rosewater by Tade Thompson
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
Malian:
The Epic of Sundiata
Senegalese:
Poetry of Senghor
Native American:
The Inconvenient Indian by Thomas King
Starlight by Richard Wagamese
Almanac of the Dead by L. Silko
Fools Crow by James Welch
Australian Aborigine:
Dark Emu by Bruce Pascoe
First Footprints by Scott Cane
My Place by Sally Morgan
American//Modern:
Real Life by Brandon Taylor
Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas
The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo
Internment by Samir’s Ahmed
Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurtson
Rivers of London Series by Ben Aaronovitch
someone: aren’t you supposed to be asleep?
me: i’m supposed to be many things but I live to disappoint
for ravenclaw pride day and cause it’s my house <3
- idealistic
- super creative
- questions everything
- asks “but WHY” a lot
- says “WHY NOT” a lot
- super curious
- general hipstering™
- drinks black coffee
- don’t stereotype me
- writes random thoughts down so they don’t forget them, has notebooks full
- puns, puns, puns
- horrible wordplay
- clever sayings, quotes, one liners
- subtle innuendo, double entendre
- half of camera roll is memes
- lots of super obscure/confusing inside jokes
- epic paradoxes
- puzzles, riddles, enigmas
- has notebooks full of song lyrics because they were just so good and so you that you had to write them down
- having random doodles in the borders of your notebooks
- having the most idiotic and stupid and also the deepest and most profound thoughts, usually one after the other
- writing therapeutic letters that never get sent
- binge reads books series, forgets to eat/drink/sleep
- the high of not being able to put a good book down
- just one more chapter
- staying up until 3 am to finish the book
- the smell of libraries and old books
- running your finger down the book binding
- keeps small tokens as memorabilia
- having two pairs of glasses because one pair is always missing
- lost is a strong word, i just misplaced it
- cracks themselves up but no one else gets their sense of humor
- reads/interprets facial expressions/body language really well
- overthinks everything
- much overthinking
- had/has imaginary friends
- dissects fictional characters
- falls in love with fictional characters
- “too much” imagination
- not quick tempered but a force of nature when provoked
- knows what to say in an argument to infuriate the other person, and says it
- conspiracy theories
- being different for the sake of being different
- stands out from the crowd
- keeps everyone else’s secrets, doesn’t tell their own
- feels both highs and lows deeply, doesn’t admit it
- sensitive but not outwardly emotional
- finds meaning in the tiniest things
- starlight
- moonlight
- walks outside at midnight
- reflections in smooth lakes
- plays out conversations in head a million times
- forehead kisses
- gentle hair stroking
- relationships built on deep respect and earned trust
- doesn’t care what anyone thinks except a very select few
- chooses close friends carefully
- some things have to be just exactly right, everything else is whatever
- a big, fluffy blanket cocoon
- funny/elaborate/antiquated/ridiculous insults
- flannel
- combat boots
- either they look like alternative fashion icons or hobos, there is no in between
- the worst procrastinators
- will debate you
- agree to disagree
- high towers
- spiral staircases
- diy projects
- rain drops streaming down smooth glass windows
- hides deep emotions from most people
- reads between the lines
- scared of falling in love
- being stubborn, not changing for others
- will steal your food
- fangirls way too hard
- sour candy
- the best comeback three hours too late
- fascinated by everything that could’ve been
- fascinated by psychology sociology
- all of the ologies
- eureka moments
- afraid of forgetting
- refers to everyone (including themselves) as “human”
- talks to themselves a lot
- loves black and white movies
- packing a week in advance, or five minutes in advance
- leaning in to hear a lowered voice
- forgetting what day/month/year it is
- asking what if
- seeing the unseen
- noticing the unnoticed
- not getting trouble because no one believes you did it
- fierce competitiveness
- being the first one to try something new
dark academia/classic lit community we need to do better, you cannot call yourself well read after only reading one perspective. READ AUTHORS OF COLOR, especially black authors in this time, and always. if we love learning so much, we need to educate ourselves, the white-male focus of these communities is shameful and needs to change.
Gryffindor: the adventurous friend. Shouting I love you across the classroom. "Are we there yet?". Midnight snacks. Wanting to pull all nighters but being the first to fall asleep. Last minute plans. Being ready for anything. Wanting to be with your friends 24/7.
Slytherin: the friend who loves you so much but shows it differently. Enjoys pulling pranks. Actually pulls an all nighter. Always steals the blanket and blames it on someone else. The friend who either takes 0.2 seconds or 3 hours to reply. "I send you memes because i love you". Will laugh if you fall over then immediately check you're okay. Always wants to make you laugh.
Hufflepuff: the friend who will wait for you to tie your shoelace. Always brings food to sleepovers. "Can we watch a film?". Your favourite feeling is waking up to see your friends around you. Picks up your call no matter what. The friend who hugs you when you're sad and tells you they love you. Will always hang out with you. Wants to feel wanted.
Ravenclaw: the sarcastic yet funny friend. Bursting out random thoughts. "Its 12am already?". The friend who wishes moments never end. Randomly texting friends to listen to the rain or look at the stars. Random i love yous. Passes you notes in class. Always wants to learn new things about you.
the beauty of anime movies is their view on ordinary things. every single thing is detailed to look good and feel good. the sky, the food, the clothes; all its characteristics make you feel warm and safe and want to get out of bed, or wherever you are, to see the sun and inhale pure air. that’s the reason i love each one of them, they make you see beauty and awesomeness in every little aspect of our ordinary lives. the joy of talking to your friends between breaks and sharing some laughs, the feeling in your chest every time you fall in love, the calmness of walking anywhere and seeing strangers and wondering what’s their story. the happiness of sitting in your backyard to draw, paint, listen to music, anything that makes you feel okay. everything can be fine and it will be. that’s the feeling anime movies transmit to you. the feeling of living our lives.
I always liked Roger from 101 Dalmatians because I admire a person who, when faced with someone they dislike that’s invading their space, just aggressively plays jazz instruments at them until they leave.
Fuck this. I’m gonna just frequent a cafe and sit by the window with a classic, whose title wouldn’t appear on the cover page, and sip my coffee looking outside until I bewitch someone body and soul by my mysterious aura.
the iliad + the odyssey = the idiocy