OH MY GOD GET THIS MAN A BRA

Saw ONE edit of sylus on my fyp and fell into the LaDS rabbit hole ☹️

ZAYNE DON'T LET THIS MAN TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOU LIKE THIS PLEASE

our birthdays are only four days apart☹️

Everyone in the N109 Zone wants to strike a deal with him, but only a handful ever got a chance. 🚫The whispered-about real ruler of the N109 Zone is now within your reach. In this hunting game, the man next to you is always shrouded in mystery. After spending some time together, have the mists around him cleared? Do you know him better now? Record what you've discovered in 📖Classified Intel: The N109 Zone.

hows finals going 🤠

finals week or my final week stay tuned guys

Just a reminder to vote for Kamala because this is bull shit.

Luke: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Kieran: I sleep with a knife.

MC: Both of you are pathetic.

Luke: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

MC: Sylus.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

König is a hot chocolate snob. it’s the real deal or nothing, if you buy the powdered stuff he’ll complain

Sylus is

✅ Intelligent

✅ Charismatic

✅ Courageous

✅️ Confident

✅ Attractive

□ A great singer

✅ Strong

✅ Sexy

✅️ Fearless

✅ Athletic

✅ Insightful

✅ Witty

✅️ Funny

✅️ Wealthy

normalize drawing instead of taking a photo this us beautiful

Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.