Roses Are Read, Violets Are Purple. Hope Y’all Now Know The Colours, You Frikking Shurple

Im in the mood to run people over with my car.

But i dont have a car.

So everyone is save.

...for now

THE DEATH AND LIFE OF MARSHA P. JOHNSON (2017)

History isn’t something you look back at and say it was inevitable. It happens because people make decisions that are sometimes very impulsive and of the moment, but those moments are cumulative realities. — Marsha P. Johnson

Queens started being filed out and being put into police cars, and guns had been drawn. Molotov cocktails were flying. And I’m like, “Oh my God, the revolution is here. Thank God. You’ve been treating us like shit all these years? Uh uh. Now it’s our turn.” — Sylvia Rivera

THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT HAPPY PRIDE | BLACK LIVES MATTER

People born in 2015 are now 36 years old.

Let that sink in.

My internal dialogue when I'm eating be like: okay okay I can do this. First bite, hell yea, oh shit this is tasty, nom nom nom. Oh no am 8 eating too much? Am I losing controle? I need to stop eating now, but I don't want to waste food, but I'll be fat, what do I do. I feel stuffed, but it's so good. AAAAAAAAJAJJERRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*internal screaming*

END SARS

END POLICE BRUTALITY IN NIGERIA

My family: *calls me lazy for not doing anything all day*

Me who has been putting all energy in not Kermitting the self deletus:

Me: I wished I was never born

My mom: I wished you were never born

Me: >:0

Hey, do you happen to know any fics where the Iron Man suit is hacked? Thanks for all your recs they are amazing! I’ve found so many great Stony fics through your blog!

Glad you are enjoying the blog. The only ones that I could find for your suit is hacked ask are:

As Sharp As Any Thorn by RurouniHime @thegertie: It’s four days to Christmas, there’s a city in shambles, and the nation is in mourning because of the actions of a single man.

Error: Loyalty Source File Corrupted by DepressingGreenie @darthbloodorange: Iron Man's allegiance is to his boss, Mr Stark

The R.A.E.S Protocol by @kandisheek-art: It was supposed to be an easy mission but the villain of the week turns out to be a much bigger threat than they originally thought. Tony can only watch helplessly as the man steals his face and tries to take down the rest of the Avengers in Iron Man's name. To Tony's surprise the team subdues the fake Iron Man in a matter of minutes, referring to a protocol Tony didn't even know existed. It really hurts when he realizes that the team was always prepared to take him down if necessary. Tony knows that they didn't get off to the best start but he never would have expected anything like this. Don't the Avengers trust him at all?

Cracks in this Reflection by @festiveferret: Five months after Siberia, an alien threat pulls Steve back to New York, and back to a very angry Tony. (stretching the theme a bit, but...)

For other suggestions, here are some with the Sentient Armor that you might like:

Shell of a Man by tsukinofaerii:  For Avengers Kink: Steve/Living Armour. Dub con, Steve think's it's just Tony being a kinky bastard.

Alter.Ego. by arysteia: Romancing Steve Rogers is hard enough.  The last thing Tony Stark needs is a rival.  In the shape of Iron Man.

Symbiosis by Woad:  Tony accidentally frees the Endo-Sym armor, which has a nasty semi-sentience based on his inverted self. It also seems to be fixated on one thing: Steve Rogers.

Cold, Cold Man by @kagekanecavi: At first Steve had thought it was Tony. There hadn’t been any reason to think otherwise. But there was something wrong, and things went downhill quickly when Steve brought it up.

And since we’re talking armor stuff, this gives me a chance to rec a couple of Avalon Protocol fics

Appraise Valuable Assets --> Launch Opportune Navigation (AVALON) by @gottalovev: The plan was that no one but Tony would know about the AVALON protocol until it was needed. Steve finds out and he's pissed.

Please don’t make the sacrifice play by LenkaVittoriaElisse16: When Tony falls ill inside the suit after a mission and sleeps, Steve fears for the worst.

don’t apologize by @jehbeeeh: Tony’s voice sounded quickly in his ear but disappeared just as quickly.“Clint, what the hell was that?” Steve called out into the comms, as he smashed his shield into another bot before looking back up where he’d last seen Tony flying, the sight making his stomach churn“I have no clue, it just, went that way!”“How can you not know where your arrow goes?”

a love like an old home by Rowantreeisme: Iron Man goes missing. Tony Stark hasn't been heard from in days. A package shows up at the mansion's doorstep. Inside it, there's a videotape with Avalon written on the side and a note stuck to the top that says, "watch me first."

excuse me???

tua headcanon (horror movies night):

luther would definitely be the type to let his siblings hide their faces in his arms whenever they get scared. he’d also be kind enough to sit in the middle and hold the popcorn bowl for everyone because he’s the only one who can get through a movie without yeeting it fifty feet into the air (like klaus)

diego sits on the floor, casually flipping his knives the entire time, the only indication that he ever gets scared being the way he does it faster and faster. and it’s sort of an unspoken rule, but whoever’s sitting behind him gets to be diego’s unofficial pillow for the night. he especially likes it when it’s allison because she has a habit of carding her fingers through his hair, and he’s fallen asleep with his head in her lap on more than one occasion

allison is always in charge of snacks and drinks because she makes a mean margarita and she’s the only one in this household who actually knows how to cook something that isn’t spam or bacon or eggs or instant ramen

the ghosts in horror movies don’t actually scare klaus; c'mon, the man has seen way worse shit than that. it’s just that some of them look too much like the ones he sees in real life, and so he has a hard time disassociating afterwards. still: that little boy from the grudge never fails to freak him out, and whenever he’s on screen, klaus throws popcorn at the tv until he disappears

five doesn’t really care for horror movies but he does appreciate his siblings’ efforts to bond, and so he sits with them for the hour or two it takes to finish a movie with next to no complaint. sometimes, he falls asleep only twenty minutes in, and has to endure all the teasing about being an old man when he wakes. when he does make it through an entire film, it’s only because he’s busy pointing out continuity errors or how ridiculous the other effects are

ben sits with them, but doesn’t really engage; he’s too busy reading for that. it’s also pretty uncomfortable for him to watch movies about dead things and monsters under beds when he finds out that in another timeline, he was dead for 17 years before he managed to move on. besides, he gets more scared from the sound of allison, klaus, and vanya screaming than the actual movie anyway

once, they decide to watch a lovecraftian horror film, and ben thinks it’d be funny to release a few tentacles and sneak up on everyone from behind. the result is one wasted bowl of popcorn, a knife missing his ear by a few inches, vanya shattering at least three vases, and klaus’ incessant screeching about “you could’ve killed me, ben! do you want me to follow you around for the rest of your life? no? yeah, didn’t think so!” but hey: it’s the best prank he’s ever played, and it’s just so, so worth it

vanya tries to pretend like she isn’t scared, but she actually is. horror movies had never been her thing, even when they were young. but klaus’ running commentary is actually pretty funny and allison sometimes tells juicy stories about the actors, especially the ones she’s worked with in the past, and so vanya stays. besides it’s nice to curl into luther’s side and feel him jump a bit whenever somebody on screen gets murdered, and it’s even nicer to laugh at him afterwards when he tries to pass it off as being “cold”

afterwards, they retreat to their respective rooms. but in the middle of the night, allison hears her door creak open and in creeps klaus, tugging ben by his sleeve with vanya not too far behind. after a while, luther comes as well, half-dragging a protesting diego behind him

they’re in the middle of making an awesome fort when five teleports in, carrying a box of griddy’s donuts and a carton of milk to wash it all down. for some reason, they’ve always just known when the others are in need of sweets, and tonight is no exception

while they eat, they share stories about their childhood and although it has the potential to turn sad really quick, it also helps them grow closer when they realize just how much they have in common, even after all these years. saving the world thrice from an apocalypse does that to a family, i guess

five is the last to fall asleep so it’s his duty to turn the lights off, but before he does, he takes a minute to take in his sleeping siblings’ faces: of ben–still slightly distant but slowly accepting that this is where he belongs–curled against allison, who has always thrown off heat like a furnace; vanya burrowed under three comforters because even as an adult, she still gets cold at the drop of a hat; klaus’ head resting on luther’s chest; diego face-down into a pillow, his hand stretched out towards the space they’ve all reserved for five, searching for his brother even in sleep

and in that moment, five just feels so much love for them swell up in his chest that all other worries fly out of his head because what else could matter when his family is here and safe and together again? so five flicks off the switch, lies down, and lets diego mash his face into his shoulder because even if he wakes up all drooled-on tomorrow, there’s still no place he’d rather be