Moeder-aarde - Depressed Potatochip

Tony, lying in bed about to go to sleep: shall I turn off the light?

Stephen: FRIDAY just a second please

Tony: *lying down and closing his eyes*

Stephen: *counting down to 00:00* 5…4…3..2..1

Stephen, as the light goes dark: you missed our anniversary. Goodnight.

Tony: *sitting up at once*

If you work in a kitchen you’re not allowed to have any piercings at all.

But they never said anything about having a butplug.

De ene docent: “Ik vind het niet erg als je tijdens mijn les naar muziek luistert.”

De andere docent: “Als je ook maar aan muziek denkt tijdens mijn les, kom je ik persoonlijk vermoorden met een zwaard.”

Life hack:

Never wear clothes

I graduated today.

And now i know what kind of three i am and that people actualy think i enjoy being alive 🙂

Im in the mood to run people over with my car.

But i dont have a car.

So everyone is save.

...for now

I can have fun alone!

I say as i isolate myself from the world to cry

#meme

Jezus was eaten by tigers

No i will not explain

"This reminds me of the time we said goodbye, under the pink sky"

I’ve been never betrayed as much as today.

I’ll never be able to trust annyone ever again.