Molotovkhaos - The Magister

characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it

Girl help I'm at the chopping block

dagoth ur walked so all woke propaganda could run

“video games are woke now”

In 2002, a very significant part of Morrowind’s plot was Dagoth Ur beaming “GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX” into the mind of you, the reincarnation of his ex-boyfriend

but okay yeah this is TOTALLY a new thing

@burgershopsammi I think I've seen someone else making the same (very good) point recently, and in the YEARS I've been playing Skyrim, it never hit me !

...anyways, now I'm in the middle of a 14-(small) page comic, sooooo... Thanks for the extra dose of brainworms !

One dog, two cats, and the Murderous Brickhouse

I'm gonna add more characters to this eventually, but here's the main gang all lined up. Now I can finally take in just how freakishly tall Faenil is. I think they regularly bump their head on ceiling lamps. I did some edits to the khajiit designs too, J'zargo is a suthay-raht khajiit now because I thought the boys looked too similar to each other before. Kharjo remains a cathay but is pretty tall for one. And then I wanted to include Meeko the big silly doggie.

Sorry if the hamburger and bald eagle measuring units are off, I'm trying my best...

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho

Teldryn chilling on your dash.

If there's one Elder Scrolls theory I'm 100% convinced is true, it is that Orc men must have the highest rate of homosexuality out of all the Elder Scrolls races. If the Orc Chieftains are the only ones who can have wives and kids, what do you think all the other Orc men in the clans do when they get lonely? That's right: each other.

I've never seen this ship anywhere but I genuinely think it could work and I think it's cute so hear me the fuck out:

Talvas Fathryon / Brelyna Maryon

They're both overly ambitious, they're both Dunmer mages, they're both dorks, and they're both members of House Telvanni. It could totally work.