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TOUGALICIOUS 

DISCLAIMER!!!

(I DO NOT LIKE TOUGA AS A PERSON AND DO NOT CONDONE ANYTHING HE HAS DONE)

This is a parody RGU (specifically touga) version of the song "karkalicious", which was based off "fergalicious" which means these lyrics HAVE been altered by me BUT I DIDN'T write the original song or karkalicious. This text contain mildly suggestive lyrics, but nothing too bad. I have sensored it as well, but read at your own risk! :)

Four, three, two, fork you 

Listen up y’all, this shirt is ironic  Saionji’s beats are best for girls hooked on angst and chronic  (Chronic playboy syndrome?) 

Tougalicious definition makes Kozue loco  She wants to know the secrets she can’t taste in my photo  Dyin’ just to know the flavor  I ain't doin’ her no favors  No reasons why I tease  Her blush just comes and goes like seasons 

I’m Tougalicious (so delicious)  No, I don’t do kiss faces  And if you read those fanfics  Half that shirt is capricious  I blow kisses (mwah!)  Don’t matter if we’re just more gays  Girls be lining down the aisle for a chance with me  (Four, three, two, fork you) 

So delicious (super sweet — haha, not)  So delicious (forkin’ playboy beachhhh)  So delicious (even Shiori wants a piece o’ me)  I’m Tougalicious (l-l-l-like Anthy, Anthy) 

Tougalicious def—  Tougalicious def—  (Gosh dammit, Saionji, stop forkin’ with my mic) 

Tougalicious definition makes the fandom crazy  Girls always squealin’,  Cutesy pet names like “Kiryuu-senpai,” baby  I’m the T to the O, U, the G, the A  And the majority of pairings better include me, hey 

I’m Tougalicious (so delicious)  My aura stays malicious  All the council’s gettin’ nervous ‘cause I’m playin’ so capricious  Nanami’s my witness (whistle!)  Bet that ship rails  And he’ll be needin’ all the towels ‘cause I’ma make him sweat pails  (Four, three, two, fork you) 

So delicious (super sweet)  So delicious (forkin’ playboy beachhhh)  So delicious (even Miki wants a piece o’ me)  I’m Tougalicious 

(Now you background extras, hold the fork up, check it out) 

Baby, baby, baby  If you really want me  Honey, get some patience  Maybe then you’ll be my bride  I’ll be tasty, tasty  I’ll be raced with roses  It’s so tasty, tasty  It’ll make you crazy 

T to the O, to the U G A — forkin’ touga  T to the A, to the S T E Y — forkin’ tasty  D to the E, to the L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the 

I’ll just spell it out for you! 

All the time I turn around, girls gather ‘round  Always sniffin’ at me, wanna guess the 

Color of my rose  I just wanna say it now  I’m so tired of all the drama  Little forkers, I just don’t care 

You should know  I never come off as  Just a little insecure, although  I keep on repeatin’ how the 

Revolution’s forkin’ awesome  But I’m tryin’ to tell — it’s a secret I don’t wanna tell  Utena says I smell 

Delicious (so delicious)  No, I don’t do kiss faces  And if you read those fanfics  Half that shirt is capricious  I blow kisses (mwah!)  Don’t matter if we’re just a**holes  Girls be lining down the aisle for a chance with me 

Four, three, two, fork you  My body stays vicious  Miki’s feelin’ nervous ‘cause I’m just so ambiguous  Juri’s my witness (meow!)  I’ll even let her first ship sail  Just watch that kitten be the first to lose the forkin’ veil 

So delicious (Utena, see)  So delicious (you can trust me)  So delicious (I’ll help you be)  I’m Tougalicious, l-l-like Anthy, Anthy (Utena, Utena)  It’s so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)  So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)  So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)  I’m Tougalicious (say I’m meant for Anthy, Anthy) 

T to the O, to the U G A — forkin’ touga  T to the A, to the S T E Y — forkin’ tasty  T to the O, to the U G A — forkin’ touga  To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S  D to the E, to the L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the, L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S  To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the 

Now, wait just a motherforkin’ second! 

Do I seriously gotta spell this shirt  ‘Til the end of the forkin’ series? 

I mean, whoever wrote the original  Never had access to spellcheck, I guess 

‘Cause T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell tasty  Was this idiotic duelist illiterate, or what? 

What do you mean duelist rap artists  Are the only ones brave enough to write  Their own grammatical car wrecks and call it music?  What the fork even is Saionji doing? 

He doesn’t throw down sickfics anymore? 

Fork this shirt, I quit. 

Grian my little blorbo

OKAY I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF

ITS HERMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ive been thinking about this a lot

WELCOME TO HERMIT-A-DAY MAY 2025!

Another year, another Hermit-a-Day May! I'm so thrilled to be able to bring this event to you all for the third year in a row.

THE RULES: 1. Any type of fanwork is welcome so long as it features, or is otherwise inspired by, the Hermit of the day. 2. Tag #hermitaday to have your fanwork reblogged, or submit it directly to the blog (Please note that while we recognize the value of fanworks involving more mature themes, and they can certainly count toward challenge completion if you're keeping track for yourself, content on this blog will be kept "PG-13" so that all may enjoy.). 3. Fanworks for one Hermit posted after the day rolls over to another Hermit's day (per the US Central time zone) will be reblogged in one big queue in June. 4. Traced or stolen work is NOT welcome. If we discover you have posted traced or stolen work, you will be given one chance to delete it and apologize, or you will be blacklisted from the blog. AI-generated/assisted pieces are similarly unwelcome and will not be featured on the blog. 5. We are not interested in seeing captions or tags in which you disparage your art/skills, and will not be reblogging posts where this happens. We're all improving all the time. Be kind to yourselves. 6. Technically not a rule, but we strongly recommend adding alt text or description to all images. Click here to learn more about writing alt text - it's pretty easy!

WHY SHOULD I PARTICIPATE? To show love to every Hermit, from the most to least subscribed, from those who have been on the server from day one to those who only joined this season! And because challenges are fun! And because we are once again out here for a good cause: we're running another fundraiser for Gamers Outreach, featuring art incentives by nine amazing artists. Learn more about our incentives in these posts:

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WHO’S RUNNING THIS? Hi! My name is Luna! You can use ze/hir, she/her, he/him, or ro/ros/roseself pronouns for me. My main blog is @as-if-unreal. Helping me out this year is the incredible Mod Sky ( @skyspersonalhell ), who uses any pronouns!

BONUS DAY PROMPTS EXPLAINED UNDER THE CUT

FAVORITE "ALT" HERMIT - May 4th HoTGuY and Poultry-Man. Helsknight and Evil Xisuma. Renbob and - look, you get the idea. This server is full of theater kids ready to toss on an alternate skin and play into a brand new character at the drop of a hat. Who's your favorite?

OUTFIT SWAP - May 9th What would Doc look like in Cleo's Life Series leotard? How would Cub fare in Wels's armor? What laundry day mishap could lead Mumbo's suit to lose its sleeves like Skizz's? Only hilarity can come from this...

GROUPS AND COLLABS - May 14th This month is all about one Hermit a day... but what we really love is when they interact with each other. What does your favorite duo or group of Hermits get up to together?

FAVORITE BUILD - May 18th The Hermits have put thousands of hours into their builds, from cozy starter bases to the sprawling halls of Deepfrost Citadel, from idyllic natural landscapes to machines the size of mountains. Which builds have inspired you?

TFC - May 23rd While he may no longer be with us physically, TFC left behind him a legacy of quiet care and good humor, and Hermitcraft would not have been the same without him.

FRIENDS OF HERMITCRAFT - May 28th There are plenty of shows, podcasts, competitions, other servers, and more woven into the internet ecosystem around Hermitcraft, and plenty more people involved in them. Today is for celebrating all of those who, while they may not be Hermits themselves, exist and entertain in proximity to them.

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another day, another slay, for mia fey

Another fresh batch of Mia gifs

FRANZY!!!!!!!!

NANAMI NOOOOOOOOOO I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!

time to eat!

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ena oc!!!