I Didn’t Wanna Cry Today Damn

The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways.  Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.

Also they’re found family.

Peter: *steals caps shield*

Steve: Tony, control your kid.

Tony: Good job kid

that is ADORABLE

Uhh hi!!! This is my first time interacting with you. You are a sweet and a lovely person and I love love your writings💖

Have a good day/night 🧡

Love, Aeyra

I LOVE THESE PLS IF ONLY MY CAT WOULD LET ME PUT HATS ON HER </3

but thank you 🥺💕

the queen to kags’s king

i stayed up waay to late to finish this lma o

The Mayans used to worship turkeys as gods

Napoleon was attacked by bunnies

There were more than 600 plans to kill Fidel Castro (a Cuban dictator) including an exploding cigar and a poisoned diving suit

Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame and was a licensed bartender

here is a little dragon i found because i am not a good artist

as previously mentioned, i’m celebrating my belated BIRTHDAY this month! In keeping with my time-honored tradition of pushing deadlines back until the last possible moment, I will be celebrating on January 31st. Here is my birthday wish list, and a list of facts that bring me great delight:

WISH LIST

$2 monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build a stable income)

$2+ = money for delicious groceries

$10-20 = a lovely restaurant meal

$40 = one day’s rent

(also this is my paypal)

a donation to the charity of your choice (especially ones that assist trans folks/queer youth. you can send me a screenshot or just drop a message in the notes :)

a drawing of a dragon playing a musical instrument and wearing a marvelous little hat. I would especially like to see townsfolks dancing around the dragon, appreciating its folksy musical talent

misc fun fact or drawing of something that makes you giggle

DELIGHTFUL FACTS

in the Victorian era, toilets would occasionally spontaneously explode due to buildup of flammable gases. this was a fact people just had to live with :)

it’s common for medical students to experience food cravings while dissecting human corpses, a phenomenon known as ”formaldehyde hunger“

the netherlands murdered and ate their prime minister that one time!

fish skin can be grafted onto humans (to speed up burn wound recovery), and here is a picture under the cut:

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that is literally what clickbait is now

A video that says “DO NOT CLICK” in the title would probably get a lot of views because everyone is a spiteful contrarian piece of shit

stepping in water with socks on is the singular worst thing to exist on this planet

def doing this with my sax