Momspaget - BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!

You need to look up red cornetfish

OUUGUGUGGUHHHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

TRUMPET GUY

never stopped tbh

Reblog if you still have feels for Gravity Falls

this is making me laugh

i was *this* close to writing McGucket instead of gnomes

I think my favorite stupid fact about Gravity Falls is that Mothman owes Ford money. Like why the hell did Ford lend Mothman money?? Does he ever get it back???

I guess I’m combining hyperfixations here but I literally cannot get the idea out of my mind & have to word-vomit it somewhere:

Wouldn’t it be wild if Ford had some sort of severance procedure sometime in his portal era as a way to try & stop Bill from possessing his body all the time? And what if the “innie” version of Ford was the one who came through the portal? & went through Weirdmaggedon? & had all those experiences? & then one day on the Stan O’ War II he just…wakes up as his “outie” somehow. He’s so confused & disoriented because that version of him is still in the portal. That version of him doesn’t realize he’s much older now. That version of him is still in survival mode. & the moment he sees Stan he’s confused, paranoid, distrustful. Imagine all the progress the Stan Twins had made just suddenly disappearing because of it.

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

I could not not share this.

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

In light of the Superbowl yesterday, let's all remember who the REAL star is: