Wake Up. Its Me. Markiplier. You Werent In A Coma Or Anything I Just Got Really Excited To Seeyou.I’m

That charity stream added 10 years to my life, watered my plants, fed my dogs, paid off my car, cooked my dinner, finished my essays, wrote a whole 276 page novel, & gave me a dopamine rush the likes of which I doubt I will ever feel again.

In regards of ‘Butterfly Trap’

I think one of the saddest reveals of ‘Butterfly trap” is that when Omni is explaining on what happened to Meteora, we see her as a baby, not as a toddler, not as a little girl, as a baby which means that Eclipsa only had her daughter with her for probably less than a year before getting crystallized…like, they [the MHC] literally took a baby from her mother’s arms because of their damn prejudice against monsters.

No wonder Eclipsa was emotional when moon asked her to identify her daughter in the Butterfly Book of Family History, last time Eclipsa saw Meteora she was still a baby that fit on her arms…

Which also begs the question, if Eclipsa was crystalized when Meteora was a tiny baby…then who raised Meteora in the Monster Temple? She must had been there at least until toddlerhood, if the dolls are any indication, plus the fact she actually remembered the place…

This show is breaking my heart

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

I guess I’m combining hyperfixations here but I literally cannot get the idea out of my mind & have to word-vomit it somewhere:

Wouldn’t it be wild if Ford had some sort of severance procedure sometime in his portal era as a way to try & stop Bill from possessing his body all the time? And what if the “innie” version of Ford was the one who came through the portal? & went through Weirdmaggedon? & had all those experiences? & then one day on the Stan O’ War II he just…wakes up as his “outie” somehow. He’s so confused & disoriented because that version of him is still in the portal. That version of him doesn’t realize he’s much older now. That version of him is still in survival mode. & the moment he sees Stan he’s confused, paranoid, distrustful. Imagine all the progress the Stan Twins had made just suddenly disappearing because of it.

Whenever you reach 25, you unlock a new adult DLC. The problem is that it’s completely random. It could either be “hey I’m not allergic to [insert food] anymore!” or your knees hurt every time it rains. Up to you to figure out which one you get.

Little dog farts are a special kind of hell.

Heard there’s a new Stan meme on Twitter

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