S5 Mike With Braided Hair And A Very Dirty/slightly Bloodstained/much Beloved Denim Jacket And A Boyfriend

I'm loving that Skybound Thundercracker just wanted some progress and in comes Shockwave with the most comically diabolical dogma imaginable

Meanwhile Soundwave is going hard with the delusions

[I’ll use your pronouns.]

this is how the autobots find out about ops conjunx

AHGDAHGDH MMM I PRESENT MY 1 DAY MADNESS OVER THESE BOYS AND LOVE TO DANCES (and accidentally hearing this song again this morning which made my brain sqeacking)

REBLOG

If you think Netflix should renew Julie and the Phantoms!

I found these in my notes, and honestly, they are pure gold…

—

Teddy, into a hairbrush: YOOOOOOO I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want

Harry, into a different hairbrush: So tell me what you want what you really really want

Remus, walking into the room: Harry

Remus: What the fuck have you done to my child

—

*3am*

Percy: What is all that racket

*ball hits the window*

Percy: *looks out the window to see his dumbass husband hosting Quidditch practice for their children*

Percy: OLIVER IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

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*procession music starts playing*

Hermione: *comes out in a tux*

Molly: …

Ron: *struts down the aisle in a wedding dress*

Molly: RONALD

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Lee: *puts his child in a crib while Fred films*

Crib: *turns into a rubber chicken*

Lee: lmao

—

Angelina: George, don’t you dare cause a piece of furniture to turn into a rubber chicken

George, frantically disabling all the transfiguration charms he had put on the table and chairs: Why would I ever do that? 

—

*procession music starts playing*

Lee: *comes out in nice pajamas*

Fred: *comes out in nice pajamas as well*

Molly: FREDERICK

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Charlie, writing a letter: Dear mum,

Charlie: I don’t know why you’re asking me, since you have seven kids

Charlie: But since you want grandbabies

Charlie: Here you go

Charlie: *sends a picture of a dragon in a diaper*

Charlie: Love, Charlie

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Crack

Cedric: What did you want to tell me, Harry?

Harry: Have my babies

Cedric: ...

Harry: I mean, the first task is dragons

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McGonagall: Potter, who is your partner for the Yule Ball?

Ron: *kicks down the door while in a stunning blue dress and four-inch heels*

Ron: It's me, bitches.

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Ron: My dad sent you this to help with the second task

Ron: *opens up box to reveal a bunch of rubber duckies*

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Harry: Can you give me advice on how to talk to girls?

Sirius: *stares at Harry blankly while the Mii theme plays*

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*Quidditch world cup*

Arthur: Hey, where's Percy?

Harry: I'll go check

*five minutes later*

Harry, traumatized: He's fucking my old Quidditch captain

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Draco: *sees Harry and Ron dancing at the Yule Ball*

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

*later*

Draco, writing a letter: Dear Father, I have never been so heart broken or betrayed

We all know how it ends. How it should end. He was dead for millions of cycles, and while Skyfire was gone, his conjux hasn't waited for a long time to join him in eternity of the memory. Starscream is someone else.

However, let’s give them this moment of uncertainty. To pretend that they are still there.

BONUS

some cute pics that i like :p

EDIT: I FORGOT TO DRAW AUTOBOTS SIGN ON HIS CHEST ON ONE FRAME UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm tired so let it be

At my school:

Some Girl: how can you not be straight but not gay?

Me, sitting close by: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*

Honestly not many people are very educated. I hate the people at my school sometimes. Stupid fucking catholic school.

Don't mind me, just thinking about how Buddie and Ralvez are both the yapper x listens with a smile dynamic