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OPINION RANT TIME WOO LESGOO CUZ SOME OF YALL ARE FUQED UP IN THJE HEAD

ok so can we talk about the whole 'turning straight ppl gay' thing- like.. huh? if you have a straight char WITH a girlfriend or something and then have ONE guy friend the fandom will go totally crazy and be like

'OMG HES SO GAY THEYVE KNOWN EACHOTHER SINCE CHILDHOOD PLES PAIR THEM UP AND MAKE MY HEADCANON BE TRUE SOFT BOI X EMO!!!'

also do you know whos saying this straight girls for some reason????

?????????????????????

like why tf do u need these two guys to kiss just kiss your own highschool boyfriend that youll break up with in a month ya yaoi-crazed freak

like if you swapped roles with a gay char, boyfriend and one girl friend then ONE person headcanons their straight thats homophobia??

(future me: ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE WHEN THEY DO IT TO IRL PPL LIKE GIRL- THATS A MARRIED MAN WITH 2 CHILDREN JUST TRYNA ACT OUT A CHARACTER AND NOW U TRYNA DRAW HIS HYPERREALISTIC PP TOUCHIN ANOTHA MANS BOOTYHOLE)

AYIUFEKHAJAAAA istGGGG we need to stop ASSUMING and FORCING peoples sexualities LOUDLY like plz just keep that shit locked up in your mind idc if theyre roomates or not in your highschool fanon fic just keep that stuff away from me -me, a literal and openly queer person to show how weirded out i am by this stuff

also the whole 'race headcanon' shit like dude they were white in the books they were white in the movies why are they latino all the sudden?? i know black lives matter n all but changing a persons race is uhhh yeah

mob mentality is fucked man we all fucked when the twitter (no fuck the name 'x' it sounds like a porn site) trending floodgates open and they find out what next impossible natural human behavior to make 'boyfriend goals' like mf mafia army men that would stalk,kidnap and rape u until you got stockholm syndome (that was literally the plot of a smut fic i read- SOMEBODY WROTE THAT THINKING ITS HOT??)

Even predators can have predators- and can do much more harm.

my human body cannot do quads themselves- and it just makes me uncomfortable as a whole when i try, but this video is important to listen to; especially the last parts.

yes- people can sexualize you in shorts and fully clothed yes- there are people who have a fetish for bare feet and armpits yes- two is better then one, think of your trusted one as a sorta account manager or virtual bodyguard (mini yes- even wwe wrestlers have bodyguards, no need to say your tough and can 'fight them off'- trust me, adults know how to handle screaming kicking people of any age, height and weight.)

i would say your good within the whole 'location identify' thing as long as your in a big city or place with lots of individuals and away from where you actually live- ex: parks, businesses, EMPTY parking lots (cars have much more identity then you think), docks, even statues (remember the city bit though- i heavily would not do if its a town or smaller as theres much more chances of you being identified)

**every community has its creeps, and we cannot stop it no matter what- best is to just not bother with that corner of the party.**

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PHEW ALRIGHT I WAS KINDA WORRIED (but now i want purple lolol)

@theworstcreature MINE DONT EVEN HAVE DATES WHAT (ignore the crappy lighting its the same color dw XDD)

me posting like my sleep schedule isnt flipped upside down for about a month :')

(also small update dw my dog is fine now he just had a bad day)

AIGHT WHO TF PITCHED THE IDEA OF MOON RISING (wings of fire) BUT ITS CATS???

YOU.

if ya running out of ideas for a book, then just end it! yk how many new warriors readers would love to catch up atleast ONCE before a new book comes out??? PROB A MILLION! yk what theres also a million of?? THINGS U COULD DO INSTEAD OF WRITING A NEW BOOK! work on the graphic novels-maybe a coloring book would be fun, WORK ON BETTER MERCH- i mean your figures are ooookay but the PLUSHIES??? cheap asf- mapleshade looks like an evil lint ball. OOH HOW ABOUT A VIDEO GAME THAT FANS HAVE BEEN WANTING FOR YEARS?? OR A SHOW?!- LIKE THE ONE U SHUT DOWN, MADE BY BELOVED AND DEVOTED FANS WHO ARENT BAD LIKE WCUE...WHICH YOU TEAMED UP WITH AND ACTIVLEY PROMOTE.

sorry for rant im just anrg

WOULD ANYBODY LIKE THIS AHHAGAAA I WANNA TYPE SO BADLY :3

MEET MY LOCAL STRAY/LOST/OUTDOOR KITTY!! (we literally have no idea)

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TJEIR ACTUAL NAME IS (we call them stormi) OR GENDER IS BUT I FUGGIN LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY KEEP COMING BACK AAGAHGDAAAA (its prob cuz the wild catnip we have growin round and the attention we give em tho XDD)

I LOVE THEIR LITTLE FROSTY FEETS AND BLUE TRIANGLE THING AND BRIGHT EYES AND BROWN BELLY THEY AND THEIR SUBLE-STRIPED TAIL AAAAA I WANNA KEEP THEM FOREVER BUT WE HAVE DOGS AND I + MY MA HAVE NO EXPIRIENCE WITH A CAT AND LIKE..WHAT IF TJHERES AN ACTUAL OWNER T_T

my favorite little glitter pebble puma otty you litterally dont know how much i wanna katnap u ur so beautiful and kind and PURRED AND RUBBED AND MEOWED TO ME AAAA <3

*DUMPS THE MOST AMAZING PHOTOS ONTO U* (my lord cats are hard to photograph)

aint gonna lie tho i think my best theory would actually be outdoor cat as:

-we have many neighbors w/ cats -no major or minor(?) scars -no fleas, mites or bugthings (as ive seen so far) -very friendly to humans (walked straight up to me, rubbing, etc) -fine with loud noises (gravel stepping, airplanes, lawn mowers, my annoying ahh dogs) -looks pretty healthy (idk whta a healthy cat looks like irl but most seem to be pretty slim in photos and can be healthy)

have they given birth before btw??- or is that just a really big primordial pouch- (can u tell i have never interacted with a cat irl yet-)

also any tips on how to 'catch' a cat without loosing any of its trust? im afraid they might not return if i fail cuz i wanna chip check em xdd