Cards Against Humanity - Steddie 😜 Edition

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

When you wanna make a coherent post, but your mind’s beta reader is grammarly

Mooing_and_Mooning turned 1 today!

Man, if disciple Bunhe had tried to come out to Shen Qingqiu it would've gone so poorly.

SQQ: Binghe really shouldn't spend so much time with this old man! Shouldn't he be off charming some women disciples?

LBH: Shizun, this disciple does not like women.

SQQ: …

SQQ, internally: Oh no, I raised a misogynist.

you're the woman in the fridge and most of the time you're not sure you're really there at all

for the last day @spnwomenweek - free space

tw derealization, blood, death, abuse

ps: take a look at my spn zine

The thing that gets me is that I don't think Mary ever called John a good parent in front of Sam, just Dean. Dean sat there in silence, but Sam would walk away and make a PowerPoint presentation, complete with pictures he got Castiel to draw, about how and why John was an absolute crap father.

"Now, I am aware that there are some blanks in my childhood that only Dean can fill in because I was a kid, and he kept shit from me," Sam begins, "but I do remember how much money Dad would leave behind, and it WAS NOT ENOUGH to cover anything that Dean would get me in the weeks that Dad was gone. Extrapolate from that what you will until he speaks up. But here is section A subsection B on the John Winchester Was a Fucking Shit-Cunt of a Father--"

Castiel applauds from the back of the room. Dean is absolutely mortified. Mary gets progressively more murderous the further into the 99-slide PowerPoint they go. John trembles up in Heaven, sensing her wrath.

"being distressed about an evil thought is what shows you're a good person" = bad, unhelpful, is not at all conducive to OCD recovery

"there's no such thing as a good or bad thought", "your thoughts do not define your morality", etc = good, helpful, acknowledges the fact that thoughtcrime isn't real

remember kids, implying that distress is what makes you a good person is NOT a good way to encourage people to build a life where they are able to learn to live alongside intrusive thoughts

What if in Teen Beach Movie, Layla fell off the stage and into Mackenzie's arms instead of Brady or Tanners. Therefore creating a timeline wherein Brady is either caught by Tanners charms or Butchie is interested in the new biker boy on the beach. Can someone write this?

if you need to hear it, then this is for you: forgive yourself for your regrets. you have grown since then, changed since then, and learned from your mistakes. you’re not the same person anymore, so here is your signal. it’s time to let the pain go.

drake rodger’s interpretation of john winchester has major anakin vibes. puppy dog kid with anger and darkness inside, introduced to the loss of family and the horrors of war way too young. he thinks he can fight his inner demons by fighting real life demons. he’s wrong. he says he’s here to save people. but he likes the violence a little too much. in fighting monsters, he loses his humanity. soon, he will forget how to imagine a life outside of the hunt. that’s the moment that seals his doom.