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Summer is literally glow up season

I go to the beach every dayy → the salt water helps my oily skin and clears up my acne.

I wear a bunch of sunscreen → my skin is moisturized and protected and I get a cute tan obvii.

I eat a bunch of fruit cuz now it's in season and I walk everywhere → I lose some excess weight.

Watch me go to school in September looking unrecognisable. I love love love summerrrr ⛱️🌞

Storytime cuz it's 5am, can't sleep, and I want to gossip bout a blog who's name I will not be revealing (probably):3

Gadies and lentlemen pls tell me I'm not crazy for thinking this. But I sometimes get this feeling that some of y'all wake up with a stick up your ahh or smth *wink wink*. Cuz y'all are SOURRR for absolutely no reasooon. Anyways STORYTIME:3

I messaged a blog a couple of months ago asking if they'd like to be mutuals because I actually like making friends and connecting with ppl on here.

(omg😨😨 wow shocker i know )

And yk I'm waiting...and waiting....and waiting... for a reply as one does. I get a notification from miss girl like a week later or sum like okay you might be busy that's not THAT crazy yk.

BUT I've sent you a whole paragraph of praise telling you I think you're the coolest most wonderfully beautiful person in the world and I would do anything to be mutuals with you because you're a literal goddess and you reply "sorry no!".

Girl...count your days🩷

So I'm confused, conflicted, you could even say my mind was shook, my flabber was gasted, and I was surely not expecting THIS kind of asshole behaviour. Like omg girl you're so nonchalant baddie you slayed ate and puked it all up ☺️.

idk what to do atp, do I say smth even though this girl doesn't deserve my time (I'm writing a whole novel abt her rn as you can see so my morals are in a garbage truck rn getting dumped somewhere far far away) do I just leave her on read?

And yk what my dumbass decides? to reply obviously and ask her in the nicest way possible these two words:"why not?"

And yk the cycle is always continuous and so I wait...and I wait....and I wait and miss girl does not reply.Again omg girl you're so nonchalant baddie.

I check my phone every. day. ready to have the most heated argument ever. You know damn well I was coming up with comebacks, was coming up with names to call her ykyk was watching "how to doxx someone" on youtube. (Jkjk..unless🤨) Anyways you get the jist?gist?idk how it's spelled.. I was prepared.

xoxo gossip girl😘

Then one day I open our messages and it says "you can no longer message this account" the fucking chicken blocked me ☺️. Anyways bye or should I say:

Warning: I might get an insane cringe lingering up my nose when I read this tomorrow and might delete this so enjoy it while it lasts pookies

My number of followers is an angel number. I won. Also tysm for following my blog it means a lot to me. Ily girlies🩷🩷

Dream tattoo

I just went through like all my followers to see your accounts to make sure everything's cool but tell me why SO many nsfw accounts follow me? In my pinned post I say DNI. Also I've mentioned that I'm 16 and therefore a MINOR!!!!! So if you're an nsfw account please leave I don't want you interacting with my posts it's weird and inappropriate cuz once again I'm a minor. If you do not leave I will report and block you

Also I followed some of you girly accounts back cuz you're so cool I love you're styles and aesthetics and I love having amazing mutuals (if I didn't I maybe missed you're acc while I was looking so if you wanna be moots pls message me I'd love to be ur moot <3 )

I love love loooveee glittery shiny nail polish cuz it's not that noticeable if you mess it up AND it's super pretty

.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟHair goalsﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･

I just found out that my dad has been listening to the virgin suicides soundtrack becuz apparently he's an air fan. I am my father's daughter after all

Same I want to glow up so bad for 2024

Manifestingﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

glitter is the new coke