It was 12;01 in the assassin house hold, connor had gotten into a fight with his father yesterday about how his mother, after she had mysterious arrived in the future and decided to let her stay with them. After their heated argument, the other assassins all agreed that it was probably best to stay out of it and just hope they'd sort it out in the morning.
Conner was tossing and turning in his bed for about 3 hours straight, think about the fight he had with his dad. He sighed and decided that maybe he should go and talk with mom for some advice, so he got up and walked out of his room into the hallway to his mother's room.
When connor reach his mother he gave the door two knocks.
Ziio: who is it?
Conner: opens door* hey, mom listen I know it's late but we really need to talk.
Both Ziio and Haytham poke their heads out from under the sheets.
Conner: 0_0
Ziio: makes a nervous smile*
Haytham: 🤨
Conner: AAAAAAAHH!!! MOMMA NOOO!!!
Ziio: 😕 connor-
Conner: AAAH! *walks to the other side of the room* Momma HOo. YOU. HIM. HERE. HOo?? I NEED A MOMENT!
Connor: takes a set on a near by chair* sigh* I'm an adult... I can handle this... sigh* I'm ok... *slowly turns his head back to his parents*
Ziio: Nervously smiles*
Haytham: expressionless*
Conner: MOMMA NOOO!
Haytham: Connor will you keep it down!
Connor turns over at his father with any anger glare in his eyes, he walks over and points at him.
Connor: I'm not ready to talk YOU! yet young man!
Desmond and Altair come rushing into the room.
Desmond: what's going on we heard screaming?!
Ziio and Haytham: ...
Altair and Desmond: 0_0
Ezio rushes into the room.
Ezio: what's this a pajama party? Scotch over!
Ezio tries to run towards the bed, but Altair grabbed him by his thin t-shirt and pulled him back.
Rebecca and Shaun then came rushing in as well.
Shaun: what's going on? *sees Ziio and Haytham* ... Ew. *walks back to his room*
Rebecca: hey~
Haytham: ...
Connor: OK EVERYBODY OUT! I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF HERE!
Everyone walks out of the room and back to their rooms.
Connor: turns over to his parents* takes a deep breath* ok mom, I just want to let you know... that I am hurt and I don't think, that mothers are supposed to do... what... OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL PICTURE!!!
Connor: hold both hand firmly on his head* GET IT OUT!!! *starts running back to his room while freaking out.
I hope you enjoy this headcannon of assassin's creed of bel air. I was originally gonna do Ezio, his mom, and his uncle mario but I found this version of it a little more funnier.
By the way I dare some on Tumblr to either draw this headcanon as a comic or animation, cause I wanna see that!
I also I'm might do more of these, except they'll all just be headcanons of duccio being thrown out of the house like Jazz everytime he did something stupid.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on the yard*
GET F@#$ING DUNKED ON MOFF GIDEN!!!!
Beneficial hardmode
I’m late
My boi what has my friend done to you!!!
Ya so funny story. Two of my friends and I were playing super smash bros ultimate three days ago and we were looking at some of the mii fighters that people made and we happen to stumble a'pon the meme able Small-taïr and both of my friends know how much I love Altaïr from assassin's creed and one of my friends thought it be funny to find an image someone drew online and send this to me...
Poor Altaïr hasn't caught a break since 1165
Scp 035 was in one of the foundation's lounge rooms, having a pile of different objects next to him, seeming to be putting something together in the center of the room.
035: hm... needs more black paint... *starts going through the pile of stuff*
From the wall behind him a black portal apears and out the portal come scp 106. Half of his body exits the portal as he watches 035 pull out a black spray paint can from the pile and spray paint whatever it is he made.
106: uh... what... the hell... is that? *points at whatever 035 is making*
035: oh this?
In front of 035 is scp 173, partly spray painted black and half a plague doctor's mask covering over where their mouth would be. There was also a black cloth tied around 173's neck, simulating that of a cloak and a hood.
035: Why, I'm making a temporary replacement for the doctor.
106: *raises brow* ... why?
035: well you see here Larry, it's just not the same doing fun and outgoing things when there isn't anyone around to tell you to not do those fun and outgoing things. So, I've come up with a temporary solution!
106: ... by replacing the doctor with 173 in his clothing?
035: yes well technically mimicry of his hide or skin or however it's called. But yes! Pretty much old chap!
106: ... *looks at the sculpture* .... *then back at 035* ... you are aware 173 doesn't, oh I don't know... talk!
035: he doesn't have to! That's the beauty of it, because sometimes the doctor gives me the silent treatment anyways!
106: Ok? ... so, how is he just... staying in one place anyway this whole entire conversation?
035: oh! Because Jay is still ducked taped onto the ceiling from a few days ago still. *he points to the ceiling where 049-J is*
049-J: *staring intensely at 173 and sweating profusely* . . . C-Can I stop now please?
035: unless you wanna die by neck breaking... keep. Your. Damn. Eyes on him!
049-J: oh bother...
106: oh ya forgot we did that...
035: ya. *fimshes the spray paint on 173* and done! *takes a step back to view his work* What do you think!?
106: *looks at 173*
173: ...
106: ... well now he just looks like a peanut with a beak on it dressed in black.
035: close enough! Now! We just-
Just then scp-096 came walking into the room his back hunched over to get through the door; a paperbag accompanying him over his head to keep everyone safe from triggering his rage state.
035: ah! Shy! You just in time to meet the temporary replacement doctor!
096: ? *looks over at 173* ...
173: ...
096: ...
173: ...
096: ...
049-J: *struggling to keep his eyes open* ugh- *blinks* uh oh!
173: *is now a foot closer to 096*
096: *whimpers loudly and shaking his head in fear* *starts back tracking out the door into a speed walk*
035: damn it, Jay! I said don't blin-!
035: . . .
Suddenly the power goes out as a voice over the intercom lets everyone know that the power to the light would be temporarily shut down and that everything would be ok so long as the scps were in their cells. Once the lights turned back on, 173 had disappeared from the room. Everyone in the room had gone silent.
106: ...
049-J: ... I didn't do it!
035: ah crap.
The alarms then start to go off as the intercom changed to a voice of calm to panic.
Intercom: "Attention scp-173 has escapes containment! Currently it's uh- ... A-Am I reading this right? Uh... Currently dressed up as a... plague doctor?"
106: ...
035: ...
049-J: ...
035: ... Don't Tell Doc.
106: Yep.
035: can I go into your-
106: nope! *goes back into his pocket dimension*
035: ... sh*t! *runs out of the room*
049-J: uhm... hello? ... help...
Altair: Altair did genocide first, then neutral, and then pacifist last after words he just tried to find all the secrets in the game that he could find, leaving no stone unturned. he's more interested in the lore then the characters in the game. He claims that he doesn't have a favorite character but he secretly likes sans. Desmon was the only one who knew this little secret of his, he found out when he saw Altair looking up San's theme song (megalovania) on his phone (that Shaun bought him) The reason why he never told anyone was because Altair threatened to kill him if he told. Altair knows sans is practically everyone's favorite character, but he didn't care, he just liked sans because he can relate to him in some ways and he likes his theme song, the only thing he doesn't like about sans is his annoying jokes. When he encountered flowey for the first time... lets just say he didn't take flowey's happiness pellets... the first 100 of them.
Ezio: ezio did flirt pacifist route first, he would charm and flirt his way threw fights. His favorite fight was with Mettaton both pacifist and genocide, sometimes the others would catch him doing some of the poses Mettaton would do in the game, in his room. He likes to think that his friendship with leonardo was just like Mettaton and Alphys's friendship. The hardest fight he had to do was the end of the genocide route with sans. He'd been stuck on that fight for hours, refusing to turn off the computer to take a break from playing the game, after 2 hours and a half, with some help from Desmond and Altair, he finally beat the route.
Connor: connor did pacifist route first. When connor got to snowdon and found out he could pet the dog characters in the game, let's just say he spent hours petting lesser dog, he petted him so much he actually managed to break threw the screen... don't ask how it happened... it just... happened. Connor's favorite fight was with the animals except on genocide, it pained him so much to do genocide and fight the animals. He like all the cool animal characters in the game, but his most favorite character was toreil (goat mom!) When Connor meet toreil for the first time he'd think about his own mother. It almost broke his little heart to do genocide and kill off all the animal characters in the game. Connor never finshed genocide because of it. His second favorite character was tammy, he even help tammy get to college. Just like everyone else he found flowey most displeasing at first, both him and Altair didn't trust flowey the first time they saw him. nothing is true everything is permitted.
Desmond: Desmond did neutral run first, mainly because he couldn't decide which route to do first, later on he did pacifist then genocide last. Desmond would play the game like any other person would, his favorite character was frisk cause he could relate to frisk having to save the underground and be forced to make the decision based on other people's choices. He liked having his say in things and having his own choices. He also had a second favorite character which was sans, mainly cause of the memes about him and the jokes sans would tell in the game. He also thought the whole time travelling prank sans did was kind of funny and was super excited to see sans in smash. (as a mii fighter)
Kassandra and Alexios: Kassandra and Alexios both did genocide first just to get a challenge from the game, then they did neutral for the flowey boss fight. The spartan twins favorite character and fight was with undyne both genocide and pacifist, but both had a meager headaches fighting sans. They saw sans as their biggest challenge yet, to them sans was an enemy they must defeat. they spent weeks and nights trying to beat sans. Eventually they beat sans and as a victory they both shouted so loud that everyone in the house heard it... GET DUNKED ON SANS! at the same time together.
Edward: Edward didn't care which one to started off with (neutral), all he cared was get as much money in the game as possible. He even looked up a tutorial on how to hack his way into getting all the money in the game. He had so much money he bought the tammy armor on his first run. His favorite character was undyne as well as her fights. His least favorite character was chara cause just like flowey and everyone in the house chara. creeped. him. out.
Jacob: Jacob did pacifist first then neutral, he never bothered finishing genocide. The reason being because he was never able to beat sans, Jacob spent a month and a half before giving up and accepting defeat. Jacob loved playing pacifist run, he loved all the goofy characters and all, but his most favorite characters were the skela-font bros he pictured him and evie as like the skeleton brothers, more specially papyrus was his favorite, he loved how papyrus was always goofy and fun loving, his favorite papyrus moment was when he jumped out of undyne's house window. He even did the stunt himself, let's just say Shaun was pissed at him for a week, making Shaun having to be the one to replace the busted window. His second favorite was sans just because he told a lot of good jokes jokes jokes🎶
Evie: evie also did pacifist first mainly cause Jacob baged her to do pacifist first. And she did not regret doing pacifist first she enjoyed every moment in the pacifist run. She loved the music, the characters, the story line of the game, it was amazing. Evie also did neutral and genocide too but it would never top pacifist for her. Her favorite character was Asriel. She found his goat form so cute and felt so bad for him, making flowey less creepy and scarey to her.
Arno: did neutral first. When he found out about the poor six children that fell in the underground he felt bad. Seeing how they help him made him feel hopeful for the young generation and felt like there was hope for humanity. he felt determined. He then did pacifist run. His favorite character was muffet, he loved the music muffet had in her battle and he admired the fact that she specialized in baking, it reminded him of the pastries from France. When he fought her in genocide run and saw her death for some reason it reminded him of Elsie... everyone in the house had to help cheer him up that day.
Haytham: Haytham did neutral first genocide then pacifist. His favorite character is Asgore. Haytham honestly agrees with Asgore having to make sacrifices to get the six human souls, he had to do what he must to set the monsters free. He mainly did neutral because he didn't want to be friends with anyone but also didn't want to kill anyone. When he did the flowey fight he was disturbed and was scard for life. He had no problem doing genocide but everytime he killed an animal based character (especially dogs) his son connor would give him murder eyes for everyone he killed. When he finshed genocide connor forced him to do pacifist just to make it up... and he did... eventually after some father and son punching talking.
Bayke: Bayke did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide cause he did like the idea of killing innocent monsters. He got a little teary eyed when he finshed neutral run see how the monsters he met in the underground were still doing good and miss the human child that they had befriended and he felt bad for the six human children that saved his life. When he was playing undertale for the first time he let his hawk Senu watch him play on his sholder. His favorite character is sans and monster kid. He liked sans for the funny puns he made and monster kid cause he was such a sweet kid and admired his determination to help defend the human child frisk.
Clay: clay did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide run, it reminded him to much of the suffering that he has seen and experienced as a test subject. He played undertale from inside of Shaun's computer. His favorite character is W.D. Gaster because just like gaster he was stuck alone in a void like environment left to watch as the world moves on with out him...
GASTER: 🖐 ♐♏♏● 🔼□🔷️🔳 🔲♋♓◼
Bonus
In the assassin house hold
Altair, Ezio, connor, and Desmond were sitting on the couch watching TV while shaun sat at the dinning room table working on his computer while rebecca sat across from him listening to music. Evie had just came walking into the living room and sat on the ground in front of the couch.
Evie: what are you guys up to?
Desmond: watching tiger king on Netflix.
Connor: I hate this show. This guy and his crew are just hurting innocent animals for fun with no reason behind this act what so ever.
Ezio: ya Leonard would not approve of this show at all.
Altair: ... where's your brother at?
Evie: oh he's playing that game Desmond showed us.
Altair: which one?
Evie: undertale I believe.
Desmond: still trying to beat genocide run ay?
Evie: *sigh* ya, still trying to beat that skeleton in the genocide run.
Altair: that fight was to easy, it took me an hour and a half to beat it.
Ezio: it's been almost a month and a half, he's never gonna beat it.
Connor: didn't you also struggle with the sans fight too? And didn't you ask Altair and Desmond had to help you beat it.
Ezio: ... shut up connor- and hey! Eventually I did beat sans on my own thank you every much!
A sudden shout could be heard from up stairs. Everyone had paused what they were doing as a sudden sound of loud running foots steps came rushing down the stairs.
Jacob came ran down to the living room with a black laptop that had the assassin's creed syndicate symbol on it.
The next thing they knew Jacob slammed the laptop onto the coffee table next to the couch. Surprisingly it didn't break on impact. And at the top of his lungs he shouted so loud that the entire house heard him shout.
Jacob: GREAT! GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO SH*T!!!
Jacob then threw one of his throwing knives at the living room window, shattering it to pieces and with no hesitation he yeeted himself out the window.
Jacob: NEEEEAY!!!
Jacob landed face first onto the grass of their front lawn. Everyone on the couch including evie had stood up the minute he jumped out the window. Rebecca slowly removed her earbuds out from her ear and Shaun slowly closing his laptop. everyone's jaws dropped in that moment.
Soon everyone in the house had heard the commotion going on from their rooms and came rushing down stairs to investigate, upon seeing what Jacob had done their jaws had dropped as well.
Shaun: ... *deep in hale* ... JACOB WHAT THE FU-
If assassin's creed characters played undertale | part 1 | coming soon |
Learning blender in collage and uh...
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(Click the image to see better cause tumblr be like that)
Desmond wandered into Altair's room looking for him, he got a message from him to come alone into his room. Unsure the reason why he decided he might as well see what Altair wanted that was so important for him to message him inside of asking him face to face. Which for Altair, it's was unlike him to text from inside the house to him while he was also in the same building as Desmond. Altair rather much prefers to just talk to someone face to face than message as he quotes "no one in this damn era doesn't speak with each other face to face anymore. " which meant he didn't like the idea of texting someone who is in the same vicinity as the person was. Cause to him, he quotes "it's more polite and sociable for you to just walk over to them and talk with them in person", so this text from Altair saying to head to his room, even though he was in the room he was heading to, was a bit of weird thing for Altair to do.
Desmond: *opens the door* Hello? Gramps?
The room was empty.
Desmond: uh? You-
Altair: Psst! Desmond! Coming over here!
Desmond: Altair!? *looks around the room* Gramps where are you I don't see you?
Altair: Desmond you are not gonna believe the discovery I have made with the apple!
Desmond: *still looking around the room for him* oh god, did you take the apple again and started studying it again? You know Shaun's gonna be pissed and so is Maria.
Altair: Desmond, trust me! This changes everything we know about the apple of Eden, if not maybe some of the other pieces of Eden!
Desmond: where even are you? I don't see you? Are you pranking me or something?
Altair: ok Desmond listen to me closely, you see that pickle on my desk next to the apple of Eden?
Desmond: ... *walks over to the desk* ya?
Altair: ok now turn it over!
Desmond: I swear Altair if this is some kind of joke to get back at me for something-
Altair: No, no, no! Trust me Desmond, just do it!
Desmond: ... *picks up a pencil and uses it to turn the pickle over*
Altair's face was on the pickle.
Altair: I turned myself into a pickle Desmond! I'M PICKLE ALTAIR!!!
Desmond: O_O ... how the f@#$ did you turn yourself into a pickle!? And why!? Also, was that a Rick and Morty reference?
Altair: to answer the last one, yes. The reasoning, it was... an accident I will admit. But! This truly does change everything and our understandings about the Apple of Eden Desmond!
Desmond: I-... I just-... I don't even know how this happened I don't want to know how this happened, but... H-how are you going to turn yourself back into an actual person again?
Altair: ...
Desmond: ...
Altair: . . . Allaena
I'm pretty sure that meme is dead now, but I still find it funny 🤣
Also allaena means f@#$ in Arabic
Hope you guys like this drawing of this biblical angel (He's a Dominion angel by the name of Adil)