Warning may contain a lot of physical violence
The fight was fears and on going, the assassin family has infuriated Abstergo, but were caught last minute during their escape. It was Assassin v.s. Templar. Each assassin was fighting someone from their home time period and soon it turned into an all out free for all, that soon took a very interesting turn.
Cesare: YOUR DEAD AUDITORE!!! *clashes his sword with Ezio's*
Ezio: *blocks it with his sword* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BORGIA!
Robert: GET OVER HERE FRYE! *drops his sword down towards Jacob*
Jacob: WHOA! *Doges out the way* HA! Gonna have to try a little harder then that, big guy!
Robert: *low growls*
Crawford: You fight well boy! But I will no be defeated by an assassin! *fires his pistol at Connor*
Connor: *pulls out a pistol and fires back* AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
Julius Caesar: *running from Altair* GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!
Altair: *Chasing Julius Caesar with sword in hand* COME HERE alkaliba!
Desmond: YOU ATTACKED THE WRONG ASSASSIN FAMILY F@#$ERS! *using his Isu power and just throwing energy balls to hit any Abstergo security*
Haytham: QUICK TAKE DESMOND DOWN BEFORE HE-
Maria: *punches Haytham in the face*
Haytham: Fu-
Maria: Evie heads up! *Swings Haytham over to Evie*
Evie: *smacks Haytham in the stomach with her cane*
Haytham: *winces in pain and falls to the ground*
The security guards begin firing their guns towards any of the assassins but it was rather difficult with the Templar historians fighting the assassins up close. In a van hiden in an Alleyway, Shaun, William, Rebecca, Leonardo, Claudia and Achilles were watching from the van's computer monitors watching the fight go down from the inside.
Leonardo: things are not going well in the assassins favor...
Claudia: They need to get out of there.
Achilles: and quick.
William: *press the intercom button* Desmond! You need to get the family tree out of there now!
Desmond: we're trying! There's to many of them!
Shaun: well you better think of something quick!
Desmond: I got it! I got it!
The assassin we're started to get cornered as the security guards coming more in numbers and the assassin trying there best to hold them off
Kassandra: there's to many!
Altair: it is no use we must retreat with out the asset!
Senu was dive bombing at some of the guards but was swatted out the air by a guard and fell by Bayek and Aya.
Bayek: Senu! *picks up Senu and holds him* you ok!?
Senu: *whimpers*
Cesare: End of the line assassins!
Charles Lee: *kicks Arno down*
Arno: *falls in pain* It's no use! What do we now?! *lays there in pain*
Desmond: uh, uh- *notices Shay* ... oh man I'm gonna regret doing this... here goes. Hey Arno, uh there's something I gotta tell you before we all die here.
Arno: *grunts in pain* what?
Desmond: well uh... *deep inhales* SHAY CORMAC WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR REAL FATHER!!!
The room went dead silent as the echo of Desmond's words spread through the room, the guards paused what they were doing and all turn to look at Desmond, even the templar historians and the assassins had paused what they were doing and looked at Desmond before looking over to Shay.
Arno: *slowly sits up to looking at Shay with a shocked expression* ... Quel? ...
Shay: ... refresh my memory again, for I have hunted down many assassins, what was his father's name again?
Haytham: *slowly standing up* I believe his name was *cough* ah, excuse me, uh Charles Dorian, Shay, remember.
Shay: Charles Dorian... oh yes I remember him now... I was unaware he had son... let alone it to be you Arno.
Arno: ...
Evie: oh poor Arno...
Jacob: hey uh... Arny... you gonna be ok?
Arno: . . .
Ezio: Arno? Amico?
Arno: . . . .
Desmond: ... I think I f@#$ed up...
From the van the gang was just as quiet.
Everyone: ...
Shaun: ... *pushes the intercom button* I think you did Desmond... I think you did.
Leonardo: oh my...
Claudia: that was a rather unexpected turn... povero...
Achilles: *sighs* and so the truth finally comes out... not how I expected it but...
Back in the building.
Arno: ...
Shay: listen Arno if it makes you feel any better I can assure you that your father-
Arno: *quickly quickly gets up* AAAAAAHH!!! *Rushes at shay tackling him to the ground and begins punching him repeatedly in the face*
Everyone gasp in shock.
Edward: HOLY SH*T LAD!
Arno: YOU PUTAIN DE BASTARED!!! YOU RUINED MY F@#$ING LIFE YOU CONNARD!!!!
Haytham tries to help Shay but is ameditly shoved in the stomach in the same place as the cane hit him by Arno and falls to the Ground in pain. Charles Lee rushes over to Haytham's aid as the entire room watched the two fight.
Arno: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHAY CORMAC!!!
Shay: *fighting back* WILL YOU CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY FRENCH MANIAC!!!
Arno topals over Shay and starts to strangle him in a blinding rage.
Altair: well you did kill his father and if I was Arno... I'd definitely do the same thing.
Robert: your not helping, girl stealer.
Altair: I never said I was baldi.
Arno: *turns his head around to Altair and Robert, his hands still on Shay's neck* SHUT UP YOU TWO AND MINED YOUR OWN F@#$ING BUSINESS!
Robert and Altair: ...
Shay: *kicks Arno in the stomach and punches him in the face*
Arno falls over and with Shay's fist in his face he grabs shay by the wrist and punches him repeatedly in the face and the two start to tackle one another and rolling over one another punch and kicking each other and yelling at one another in their home language.
Jacob: GO ARNY! KICK THAT BLOODY BASTERED TO THE CURB!
Edward: ARNO! ARNO!
Jacob and Edward: ARNO! ARNO!
Jacob, Edward, Alexios: ARNO! ARNO! ARNO!
Altair: *face palm*
Shay: FRENCH C@#$!
Arno: IRISH CHIENNE!
Shay: *spits in Arno's face*
Arno: AAAAAH!!! *punches shay in the face*
The group in the van was watching the fight between Arno and Shay and just stood and sit there watching in shock.
William: *pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head*
Shaun: ... what the bloody hell?
Leonardo: ...
Achilles: *sighs* I knew this would happen the day he found out...
Claudia: ...
Rebecca: ya! Go Arno! Kick his @$$!
Everyone in the van just look at Rebecca.
Rebecca: what! Everyone was fighting each other not that long ago and now your looking at me like I'm the crazy French guy beating up the Irish Templar.
Shaun: ... that's oddly specific...
Back at Abstergo the fight between the two kept going and so far the two are too equally matched for one another.
Desmond: ... ok should we all a gree here to uh, just settle this whole thing another time or?
Laureano: yes... let us uhm... do this possible at a more suitable time...
Desmond: cool, ok Arno that's enough!
Arno ignored Desmond and continued to fight Shay fist to fist.
Jacob: Arny... buddy you can stop now...
Shay: YOUR FATHER WAS PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT CARED LITTLE FOR THE INNOCENT AND CLEARLY STILL IS TODAY!
Arno: MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD MY FATHER IN MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU! *starts to tear up* I WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE BETTER LIFE! A FAMILY BACK HOME! YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! *is now back on top of Shay and is just giving him no mercy and keeps punching him in the face over and over again*
Altair: I had enough of this! *martches over to Arno and grabs him and locks Arno's arms back* THAT'S ENOUGH ARNO!!!
Arno struggles and tries to escape Altair's grasp as some of the other assassins had to come help hold Arno back. Haytham quickly rushed over to Shay and helped him up along with Charles Lee and some of the other templars came to his aid as well and helped him up.
Arno: *in tears* YOU BASTARED! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! YOU-
Jacob: ARNO THAT'S ENOUGH! *slaps him across the face*
Arno: ... *starts to cry* You @$$hole!!! You took everything from me!!! *sobs*
The Templars: ...
Cesare: I think you all should leave now...
Connor: not like we were planning on staying anyway.
The assassins start making there way to the exit when.
Shay: *pants* Hey!
Arno: *turns around*
Shay: *deep tired breathing* ... I killed your father soith.
Arno: . . . AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Breaks free and rushes at Shay and drop kicks him in the gut*
Yep 2:37 at night watching spongebob and this is what I come up with. I hope you guys enjoy this assassin's creed headcanon, stay healthy and safe out there everyone and see you next time. 👋
(Click on the image to see it better cause Tumblr be like that)
I know I posted this drawing a while back but I wanted to reposted it. I'm just- super! proud of how this drawing turned out! I might draw another drawing of Altair later... it's like 12:18 here and I have been working so many side projects 😴
It was party time at the assassins house hold for today(April 4th) is Easter also the day that Connor/ Ratonhnhaké:ton was born. They decided to try and throw Connor a suprise party at the house, once Connor was told to run an "aren" shaun asked him to take care of, with Ezio, the assassins wod get straight to working on the party. Ezio was tasked to make sure Connor stayed busy for a few hours till everything was ready, he was the inside man and was to alert them if Connor was coming back. Once Connor left with Ezio the assassins went straight to work. However as things started to quickly go south...
Desmond: GUYS THE OVEN IS ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT!
Achilles: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE TRYING TO DO!?
Jacob: *tangled in the streamers* guys I think I got myself stuck in the streamers again!
Evie: damn it Jacob! I said to let Arno handle the streamers for a reason!
Arno: ya about that Evie. *also stuck in the streamers* help.
Evie: *face palm and shaking her head of disappointment*
Alexios: ok he's definitely gonna like what I got him for his birthday! *is holding a poorly wrapped sword*
Kassandra: don't you think you should wrap that in a box brother?
Alexios: what's the point of going through the trouble of putting it in a box then wrapping it? This is a much more time saving way of doing it.
Edward: Ha! Well I now for sure my grandson is gonna love what I got him! *holding a small wrapped box*
Rebecca: Uh, a little help in the kitchen would be nice, guys!
Aveline: We got it! *hands Claudia the fire extinguisher*
Claudia: *takes the fire extinguisher and sprays the fire out*
Once the fire was out all that was left was a lump of charcoal sitting in the oven, that was supposed to be Connor's cake.
Aveline: ... I'm sure it's still good?
Claudia: *sighs* all that hard work for nothing... where's Altair? I thought I put him in charge of making sure the cake didn't burn?
Shaun: oh that's why he was in the kitchen standing about... crap, sorry Claudia, I sent him out to take care of the ice... speaking of he should have been back by now, where is he?
The front door suddenly burst open then slammed shut as Altair leans back against the door as the sound of an angry mob runs past the house and then starts running down the street. Everyone paused for a moment at what they were doing and stared at an exhausted Altair who was also holding a half full bag of ice.
Altair: *pants* I got the ice Shaun! *holds up the half full bag of ice* *pants*
Desmond: ... what happened?
Altair: don't ask. *pants and puts the ice in a near by ice chest*
Bayek: uh, guys I think edward spiked the punch with rum again.
Malik: why do you say that?
Bayke: *points over to the punch bowl*
Liberty (Connor's Turkey assassin companion) was flapping his wings around like crazy trying to fly but only to land on his side or on his face and is wobbling around all over the place.
Malik: ... ALLAH DAMN IT EDWARD!
Edward: *helping Desmond with balloons* what!? I thought it might spice things up a bit for the pary.
Aya: but why did you spike the punch with rum specifically?
Edward: Only the best for my little sea captain grandson.
Malik: *face palm*
Achilles: so what about the cake?
Claudia: I'm sure we'll have time to quickly bake another, *runs over to the stair case* LEONARDO! ARE WE STILL CLEAR OF TIME!?
Leonardo: *calling from up stairs in the attic* Si! We're still clear! No sign of their return yet!
Claudia: Si, we have time.
Desmond: well we gotta make this quick then!
Bayke: how are the balloons Desmond?
Desmond: *filling a balloon with helium* it's going good. Uh, you sure you don't need help Edward?
Edward: Nah, not at all lad, *struggling to turn the nob of the helium tank* j-just gotta turn, the damn- *slips his grip and almost falls over* Ga! Stupid, damn, tank! *hits the tank*
The tank breaks and helium leaks out.
Edward: uh oh...
Everyone close by the helium tank starts in haling the helium and starts coughing.
Altair: *cough* (high pitch voice) damn it Edward you ghabi! Look at what you've done! *quickly covers his mouth* ...
Everyone: ...
Desmond: (high pitch voice) oh crap helium tank broke.
Jacob and Edward: ... *snickers and starts laughing in high pitch voices* HAHAHA!
Jacob: Altair you sound like a mouse that had to much to drink!
Edward: Ey lad!
Altair: *high pitch low growl* you all sound like a bunch of mice too novice!
Jacob: Ha! I do, don't I!
Edward: you sound like a high pitch dolphin lad! *laughs high pitch*
Alexios: (normal voice) Hey let me try! *runs over and breaths in the left over helium* Wow this is werid!
Maria: (Normal voice) as much as I like to hear the sound of rats, I think we should go back to focusing on getting Connor's party ready
Altair: *clears throat* Please let's. *glares at The three*
Jacob: I'll uh... get starts on the confetti! *runs up stairs*
Edward: ...and uh... I'll get the drinks ready! *runs off some where*
Alexios: *high pitch still* I'll uh, go see if Jacob needs help with the conffite. *walks over to where Jacob is*
Evie: *sighs* Maria do you need help setting up the snack table?
Maria: *nods* that would be of much help, thank you Evie.
Evie: no problem.
Jacob: Gang way!
Jacob and Alexios rolled out a large confetti cannon down the stairs and started filling it with confetti.
Desmond: since when did we own a confetti cannon!?
Jacob: since I asked Ezio to ask Leo to make one?
Desmond: ... the f@#$!?
Jacob: well he would never agree to make one if I asked him, but if Ezio asked him. Ha, the man would never refuse Ezio.
Alexios: yep!
Arno: oh mon Dieu! You guys why!?
Jacob: oh calm down Frenchy, not like it's gonna start a fire! Beside Connor's gonna love this!
Arno: and I wounder at times why Connor stopped hanging out with us... (whispers) (wish I had his guts to do the same)
Jacob: hey! He still hangs out with us at times.
Arno: Oui, when your not causing problems.
Alexios: will you relax, this won't cause any problems.
Evie: ok we got to have a rule for Leonardo to not agree on making such ridiculous requests like this.
Maria: agreed.
Aveline: *looking around for something*
Rebecca: you ok Aveline?
Aveline: ya I'm just looking for something I made for connor.
Rebecca: oh maybe I can help you find it. What did you make him?
Aveline: I made him a good luck bracelet for him to wear, it had two feathers on it and was made out of wooden beads.
Rebecca: I'm sure we can find it somewhere.
Nasir came by with silver (Connor's other companion silver back wolf) and Desmond the dog came around. Desmond (the dog) was barking and yipping happily around Jacob, Alexios, and the party cannon. Jacob and Alexios were distracted by Desmond tipping and barking that they didn't see Nasir sitting on the arm rest part of the couch investigating the strange cannon.
Jacob: come on Desmond the dog, knock it off! we got to set up the cannon right or-
Desmond the dog: *Barks* *grabs the remote from Jacob and runs to the other side of the room*
Jacob: HEY! DESMOND NO!
Desmond: *turns around* what!?
Jacob: oh not you Desmond, Desmond the dog, he-
Desmond the dog: *drops the remote and pushes the button*
Jacob: uh oh...
Everyone: 0_0
The Cannon went off and since the confetti wasn't completely separated properly a ball of compacted confetti bursted out the cannon landing into the kitchen and scaring the life out of Nasir. Nasir jumped onto Jacob's face trying to hide under his top hat while also clawing his face in the process. The ball of compacted confetti landed in the bowl of the fresh new batch of cake mix as Cladia was just about to place it I'm the oven not only getting cake mix on her, but on Achilles, Shaun, Evie, Aveline, Rebecca and Altair.
Achilles: ... ok that's it, I give up. *leaves the kitchen to go clean himself off*
Shaun: agreed *grabs a kitchen towel and cleans off his face*
Claudia: and there goes the last of the cake batter...
Aveline: *wipes a bit of the cake batter of her face and hives it a bit of a taste* hm, well I'll tell you this Claudia, the cake would have been amazing. *looks over by the counter and see the bracelet* oh! *grabs it* found it.
Altair: . . . jaCOB FRYYYYE!!!
Evie: oh bloody hell.
Jacob: AH! Altair- OUCH! GET YOUR CAT OFF ME! *trying to get Nasir off of him*
Altair: *wipes the cake batter off his face the best he can and runs over to Jacob* Nasir! no! Get off Jacob right now! *gently grabs Nasir of Jacob and hold him* you don't know where that man has been.
Jacob: *covered in cat scratches* Hey!
Leonardo: *yells from up stairs* THEIR ALMOST HERE!
Desmond: F@#$! We don't have time for this sh*t!
Everyone began to freak out and run about all over the living and kitchen only make more of a mess in the process.
Leonardo: *runs down stairs* everyone take place Their ba-... oh mio Dio...
Ezio and Connor where walking up to the hidden assassin home, with bags of stuff Shaun had asked them to get. The closer the two got to the house the more it was harder for Ezio to hide his smile anymore.
Connor: you seem to be in a good mood after finishing a long arena?
Ezio: hm? Oh, *clears throat* was I smiling? scusa I didn't realize.
Connor: uhm? Is there a reason for your sudden smile?
Ezio: well *chuckles* we were gonna wait till you came home, and that you are *unlocks and opens the door* Happy birthday Co- ...uh...
Ezio and Connor were welcomed home to the assassins all either taned up in streamers other were on the floor and were toppled over one another and some... were a mix of both, all but Leonardo who seemed equally confused as the two were.
Connor and Ezio: . . .
Jacob: *strung up to the ceiling with his sister in streamers* ...Happy Birthday Connor! *nervous smile*
Aveline: *tangled in streamers too* suprise...
Edward: *is strung upsidedown by his feet with Party streamers* *blows on a party blower*
Ezio and Connor: ...
Achilles: *comes down stairs* Are you guys almost- oh come on!
Just then they heard a small chuckle come from Connor. They all turned to face him as ge started chuckling and a bit of laughter.
Jacob: so... your not upset about the suprise party?
Connir: *Chuckling* mad? Why would I be mad? *snickers* I had a hunch something was up, and figured if it was something for my birthday, I was expecting it to end up something like this. Im honestly don't care for my birthday much anyway, but I'm happy you guys tried anyway, just to do something nice for me.
Leonardo: awe, your welcome acmico.
Edward: HAHA! That's my grandson!
Shaun: So, does that mean you'll help untangle us now?
Connor: ya, and I think I have a better idea on where I want to spen my birthday at.
That night they went to the bar Desmond worked at and had some food and drinks and Connor opened his gifts. Desmond said that he didn't mind the extra work hours -and erasing the camera footage- all was well, and Jacob got his face patched up as well.
Connor: *opens his gift from Edward* *is now holdings a small gold telescope* Wow, thanks grandfather.
Edward: Ey, Of course, this telescope use to be mine and I'm giving it to you now to take care of.
Connor: thanks again grandpa.
Edward: any time lad. *drinks his shot of rum*
Aveline: here's my gift to you Connor. *hands him the bracelet*
Connor: *takes the bracelet* You made this yourself Aveline?
Avelone: yep, that and this *kisses him on the check* that too.
Connor: O-Oh uh... Thank you, Aveline. -///-
The family laughted or chuckled at Connor's reaction. They were talking and hanging out and eating some food from the bar, till it was 1 in the morning.
Happy birthday
Ratonhnhaké:ton
Part 2?
Also yes I know it's late, I have been busy lately with testing 😔 it the final brain cell for me at this point.
Scp 035 was in one of the foundation's lounge rooms, having a pile of different objects next to him, seeming to be putting something together in the center of the room.
035: hm... needs more black paint... *starts going through the pile of stuff*
From the wall behind him a black portal apears and out the portal come scp 106. Half of his body exits the portal as he watches 035 pull out a black spray paint can from the pile and spray paint whatever it is he made.
106: uh... what... the hell... is that? *points at whatever 035 is making*
035: oh this?
In front of 035 is scp 173, partly spray painted black and half a plague doctor's mask covering over where their mouth would be. There was also a black cloth tied around 173's neck, simulating that of a cloak and a hood.
035: Why, I'm making a temporary replacement for the doctor.
106: *raises brow* ... why?
035: well you see here Larry, it's just not the same doing fun and outgoing things when there isn't anyone around to tell you to not do those fun and outgoing things. So, I've come up with a temporary solution!
106: ... by replacing the doctor with 173 in his clothing?
035: yes well technically mimicry of his hide or skin or however it's called. But yes! Pretty much old chap!
106: ... *looks at the sculpture* .... *then back at 035* ... you are aware 173 doesn't, oh I don't know... talk!
035: he doesn't have to! That's the beauty of it, because sometimes the doctor gives me the silent treatment anyways!
106: Ok? ... so, how is he just... staying in one place anyway this whole entire conversation?
035: oh! Because Jay is still ducked taped onto the ceiling from a few days ago still. *he points to the ceiling where 049-J is*
049-J: *staring intensely at 173 and sweating profusely* . . . C-Can I stop now please?
035: unless you wanna die by neck breaking... keep. Your. Damn. Eyes on him!
049-J: oh bother...
106: oh ya forgot we did that...
035: ya. *fimshes the spray paint on 173* and done! *takes a step back to view his work* What do you think!?
106: *looks at 173*
173: ...
106: ... well now he just looks like a peanut with a beak on it dressed in black.
035: close enough! Now! We just-
Just then scp-096 came walking into the room his back hunched over to get through the door; a paperbag accompanying him over his head to keep everyone safe from triggering his rage state.
035: ah! Shy! You just in time to meet the temporary replacement doctor!
096: ? *looks over at 173* ...
173: ...
096: ...
173: ...
096: ...
049-J: *struggling to keep his eyes open* ugh- *blinks* uh oh!
173: *is now a foot closer to 096*
096: *whimpers loudly and shaking his head in fear* *starts back tracking out the door into a speed walk*
035: damn it, Jay! I said don't blin-!
035: . . .
Suddenly the power goes out as a voice over the intercom lets everyone know that the power to the light would be temporarily shut down and that everything would be ok so long as the scps were in their cells. Once the lights turned back on, 173 had disappeared from the room. Everyone in the room had gone silent.
106: ...
049-J: ... I didn't do it!
035: ah crap.
The alarms then start to go off as the intercom changed to a voice of calm to panic.
Intercom: "Attention scp-173 has escapes containment! Currently it's uh- ... A-Am I reading this right? Uh... Currently dressed up as a... plague doctor?"
106: ...
035: ...
049-J: ...
035: ... Don't Tell Doc.
106: Yep.
035: can I go into your-
106: nope! *goes back into his pocket dimension*
035: ... sh*t! *runs out of the room*
049-J: uhm... hello? ... help...
First time drawing Crowley, and I think he turned out great 👌
I've been thinking about headcannons with these two and I feel like they'd be good friends =)
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So I was looking through some old drawing and stumbled upon this drawing cover for a crossover idea back in 2021. I remembered I wanted to make a crossover for my old Assassin's Creed Lost in Modern Ages AU with Five Night's at Freddy's. After the Altair is Missing story, which would reveal a twist that these two stories were connected in some way. Maybe I'll continue that story... If I can get motivation again for it. Till then- HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS! (Let's hope 2024 is better =] )
GET F@#$ING DUNKED ON MOFF GIDEN!!!!
Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...
Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...
Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.
Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.
Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.
Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!
Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!
Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.
Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.
Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.
Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!
Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*
Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.
Duccio walks in.
Duccio: what's going on here?
Altair: no.
Duccio: what?
Altair: OUT!
Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!
Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.
Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*
Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.
Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.
Claudia: not like you care.
Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.
Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.
Edward: ...what?
Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.
Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.
Claudia: >=( ...
Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|
Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.
Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!
Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*
And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.
Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!
It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)
I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon 😉👌😎 more is to be expected.
Altair Lbn-La'Ahad
... and that's it there's nothing else to it, I just doodled in class and I thought it was good
Man it's been forever since I did traditional drawing!
What's this something that's other then assassin's creed headcannons WHaAaT!
🥐🥯☕