Yo Why Is Tumblr This Nearly Black-blue Colour With A Bunch Of Neon Buttons

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

I’d do this but james wouldn’t bc I don’t think his vision is bad enough + he’s no fun

why do I have to see this

Wolverine can’t be circumcised

hobbies masterpost!

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

learn to play guitar

learn how to make interactive stories with the free program Twine

learn how to make pixel art

learn another language

learn how to build a ship in a bottle

learn how to develop your own film

learn how to embroider

learn how to make chiptunes (8-bit music)

learn how to make origami (the art of paper folding)

learn how to make tumblr themes

learn how to make jewelry 

learn how to make candy

learn how to make terrariums

learn how to make your own perfume

learn how to make your own tea

learn how to build birdhouses

learn how to read tarot cards

learn how to make zines

learn how to code

learn how to whittle (wood carving)

learn how to make candles

learn how to make clay figurines

learn how to knit scarves

learn how to become an amateur astronomer

learn some yoyo tricks

learn how to start a collection

learn how to start body building

learn how to edit wikipedia articles

learn how to decorate iphone cases

learn how to do freelance writing

learn how to make your own cards and

learn how to make your own envelopes

learn how to play the ukulele 

learn how to make gifs

learn how to play chess

learn how to juggle

learn how to guerrilla garden

learn how to chart your family history

learn how to keep chickens

learn how to do yoga

learn how to do magic tricks

learn how to raise and breed butterflies

learn how to play dungeons & dragons

learn how to skateboard

learn how to do parkour

learn how to surf

learn how to arrange flowers

learn how to make stuffed animals

how does one react to these

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

no one will ever stop liking/reblogging that damned opposum post

gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”

btw AdBlock and stuff like that really help blocking out fishy stuff + its free

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!!!

Very important!!!!

Please read!!!!!

There is a new computer virus that is spreading around and it is very dangerous. Not like there are ever benevolent viruses out there, but this one will cause major problems to ANYONE who has anything important to them on their computers.

My friend just got one called Saturn Ransomware, and like other ransomware, this virus will ENCRYPT ALMOST ALL OF YOUR DATA FILES ON YOUR COMPUTER. This one is very new, however, and there are no ways currently that will decrypt all your files back to how it was. All your files will end with a .saturn and become unopenable and unobtainable, like so.

It will then tell you that in order to DECRYPT YOUR FILES, you must go to their WEBSITE AND PAY $300 for a key to get your files back.

DO NOT PAY THEM. 

I REPEAT.

DO NOT. PAY. THEM.

Whether or not they even GIVE YOU a key, it will only ENCOURAGE THEIR BEHAVIOUR AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT. 

It will also turn your background into this fairly scary warning.

IT WILL ALSO ENCRYPT ALL BACKUPS TO RESTORE YOUR COMPUTER TO A PREVIOUS DATE. 

IT ALSO ENCRYPTS FILES ON SECONDARY DRIVES. Meaning, there is NOTHING on your computer that is safe. 

My friend, who just got the virus yesterday, lost many of his files, from school work to all his pictures he did not have on his phone, to game projects that he was currently working on (he’s a game programmer) and the only things he has as backup are anything on an external USB or hard drive that was not  connected to their computer.

FURTHERMORE, Saturn Ransomware has recently put on their website that they are allowing people full access to the virus in order to SPREAD THE VIRUS.

In order to protect your computer and your files, remember to BACK UP IMPORTANT FILES, this is always good to do. Not just for virus protection, but for future endeavors or situations where your computer just dies.

REPEAT: BACK UP IMPORTANT FILES. (On an external hard drive)

DO NOT OPEN FISHY FILES from anywhere, including fishy friend links, creepy side links or popups, or just email attachments from people you may or may not even know.

To be extra safe, you can even scan your files for viruses using scanning software, if you want.

If anyone is wondering how my friend got it, my cat clicked a link while the computer was still on and he was sleeping….Woke up with everything encrypted….

If anyone has other information or ways of solving this or any other ransomware, help is always appreciated. C:

Reblog to save some files <3

oh he y i met u on g+ and ur themes are nice

awe hell yea thanks