Mossy-del - Del

why do I have to see this

Wolverine can’t be circumcised

PSA

i love my girlfriend

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

Energy company has got some sass

this is so cute omg

“I’ll be your optimistic black hole

Full of love I can’t control

Let’s keep eachother safe from the world”

AAAAHH ITS ALMOST TIME FOR ENTERTAINMENT TO COME OUT!!! GODDD IM EXCITEDDDD

some old unfinished doodles (i have nothing quality tm to post anymore rip)

ples love me I barely talk to anyone on here 

is it a possum or an opossum?

apparently i live in a different Midwest

o well

Come to the Midwest! We have

Corn

cows

fields

wind turbines

deafening silence

abandoned factories

cheese that comes in fun shapes

butter that comes in fun shapes

butter carving contests

more corn

massive thunderstorms

a sense of dread that creeps into your mind and makes you slowly go mad

alien abductions

did I mention cows

a bronze statue of the Fonz

snow

emptiness

Plan your vacation today!