Stop It Ily🥺

Goldwatchers with an s/o who has moving hair like Medusas.<3

I won't lie. It's a little spooky. After seeing someone's hair move in that manner, they are beginning to doubt their sanity.

You make an effort to persuade them that your hair isn't particularly self governing.

Naturally, with a little persuasion, they would accept your statement, but they would remain skeptical.

When they become accustomed to your "moving hair," they would like to braid it. (To prevent you from one day killing them with a death grip out of rage)

On movie night, they would ask you to bring them some snacks, and you would do it without moving a muscle by stretching across the mansion with your hair.

I'm sorry, it's brief! I rushed to get it done.

(Y/n): How petty can you get?

Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Hey, could I please get headcanons for Malak with a fem little stubborn and sassy s/o that works for Beirce sometimes. Like she works for Beirce but sometimes she doesn’t and isn’t there and Doug Houser is there instead? Can you make the headcanons NSFW?

Your wish is my command! 😻

send them my way

EEEYYYYYY LES GOOO

Nope same boring life😒

But recently I started realising that one of the guys at my university is actually hot 😍😍

Which is like super rare cuse every one of em there are ugly pigs 🥲

LMAO! if yk hes into guys i say go for it bby

Incorrect quotes with JTK

Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

I don't get how people can sleep faster with music on, the phoenix by fall out boy played and all I could do was shake ass in bed

incorrect quotes with Toby

(y/n) I owe you one.

Toby: That’s ok. You can just date me, and we’ll call it even.

I went back to read the Dom-reader x Malak and now I can't find it :(

I think I deleted it💀

I'll scroll through and pin it for you if I find it

Hi!! I saw your requests open and saw that u do dark deception!!

I was wondering if you could do the gold watchers and Malak, with a 9ft 6 reader, that's like Lady dimitrescu? If not both Malak and gold watchers could you just do the gold watchers? ❤❤❤ thank you if you do this!! ❤❤

Not sure if you wanted a headcannon with NSFW or sfw so I did both😏

SFW

A 9ft s/o? If he's being honest here, this demon is a bit intimidated.

In his years, he has encountered many weird individuals, both large and small, but never one this tall, and he adores it.

During cuddle sessions, he enjoys "holding" you, so... let him. He gets the impression that he is still in charge.

Uses every chance he gets to intimidate/mess with beirce and that puppet, Doug houser.

Malak makes you stand by the exit portal when you're playing with Doug so you may trample over him and make him repeat his laborious job.

On the other side, when he's not fussing about Beirce's puppet, he likes to boast about you to him. He may remark something like, "She might crush your little pal here in a jiffy." in my imagination. Or "She is fantastic in bed. In fact, better than you."

Let him know how much you care. Sprinkle a few kisses on his horns and gently stroke his chest with your hands. He absolutely loves this.

NSFW😈

Sex with Malak is... ohh boy.

Dominate him. Please oh please Dominate this man. He's tired of being the 'big mean guy'.

Ride this man and use his cock as your personal dildo.

Your enormous size and height made it difficult for him to fuck you at times, thus the best position is reverse cowgirl.

Malak adores the rhythmic smack of your ass against his pelvis. Fast or slow.

Show him who's in charge when he becomes arrogant. This gets him hard in an instant.