WAIT DID U LOOK AT THE BDSM TEST YET

I like to bless peoples eyes

i can tell.

toby: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. (y/n): I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. toby: I said within reason, (y/n). How about I murder that guy? (y/n): So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? toby: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Slenderman: What is your biggest weakness? (Y/N): I can be uncooperative. Slenderman: Okay, can you give me an example? (Y/N): No.

incorrect quotes with Toby

(y/n) I owe you one.

Toby: That’s ok. You can just date me, and we’ll call it even.

Can you do Malak X a kind and soft mortal reader in public, but makes Malak their bitch in bed? I love stories and headcanons about the "big tough and evil" character letting their lover use them-

yes yes. expect to see it today or tomorrow bby

incorrect quotes with toby

(y/n): Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. toby: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. (y/n): ... (y/n): You mean ring bearER, right? toby: ... (y/n): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

incorrect quotes with toby

toby: (y/n) is playing hard to get. toby: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Incorrect quotes with JTK

Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

incorrect quotes with Rick

y/n: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?! rick: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

(Y/n), pointing: May I sit there?

Toby: That's my lap...

(Y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Toby.