(y/n): Talk Dirty To Me, Baby~

incorrect quotes with red guy

(y/n): So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I'd sleep.

send them my way

EEEYYYYYY LES GOOO

incorrect quotes with Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.

POOKSTERS WHATS THIS MALAK X DOM READER FIC I WANNA READ IT

Is this the 1 ur looking 4 pookie 🥱

https://www.tumblr.com/coca-colaobsession/694282223953805312/hi-i-saw-your-requests-open-and-saw-that-u-do?source=share

Hey, could I please get headcanons for Malak with a fem little stubborn and sassy s/o that works for Beirce sometimes. Like she works for Beirce but sometimes she doesn’t and isn’t there and Doug Houser is there instead? Can you make the headcanons NSFW?

Your wish is my command! 😻

I went back to read the Dom-reader x Malak and now I can't find it :(

I think I deleted it💀

I'll scroll through and pin it for you if I find it

HII ! can I request a Simeon x top male reader please? (The reader is taller than him )

Soft smut maybe? The reader gets flustered by how cute Simeon is and his ✨ smile ✨. takes him to a date, pays for everything like a GENTLEMAN 💥 at the end of the date they have their good time ~

Fuck. I'm not good at writing soft sex but I'll try for you bubba🙏🏽💖

Important!!

letting everyone know that i will be blocking nameless blogs and blogs below 16yr

💀crying rn. my phone is dead but the malak x reader fic is on my phone. im on computer rn 

Hiya! Could I request some malak x reader where the reader has thick thighs and ass? (Sfw and nsfw) (I can see malak using his s/os thighs as stress balls). Thanks in advance!

sorry, i forgot i had a Tumblr💀 ill get right on it bubba