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They're genius and we should all say gato/gatito/gatita/Michi from now on.

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

Shout Out To Spanish For Having The Correct Word For Kitties. This Is Literally El Gato There's No Other
2 years ago

Reblog to give an ancient spirit lurking in your room a nice hot bowl of soup

Emet-Selch: HELLO!? Azem: Hey, whats up? Emet-Selch: I need your help, can you come over here? Azem: I can't, I'm buying clothes. Emet-Selch: Well, hurry up and get over here. Azem: Well, I can't find them. Emet-Selch: ...What'd you mean you "can't find them"? Azem: I can't find them, there's only soup! Emet-Selch: Well then GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! Azem: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! Emet-Selch: ... Azem: There's more SOUP! Emet-Selch: What do you mean, there's MORE SOUP!?! Azem: There's JUST more SOUP! Emet-Selch: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE! Azem: There's STILL SOUP! Emet-Selch: Where are you, right now? Azem: I'm at Soup! Emet-Selch: WHAT do you MEAN you're "AT SOUP"!?! Azem: I mean I'm at SOUP! Emet-Selch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?! Azem: I'm at the Soup Store! Emet-Selch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?! Azem: FUCK YOU!


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need to read this again when it isnt 4:00 am.

๐‰๐‰๐Š ๐๐Ž๐˜๐’ ๐‹๐€๐˜๐ˆ๐๐† ๐ƒ๐Ž๐–๐ ๐Ž๐ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐†๐‡๐’ย 

๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก. yuuji, gojo, sukuna, choso

๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฆ๐ž. lots of fluff!

๐ซ๐ž๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ. none!

๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ž. Sorry for any misspelling! Hoping they arenโ€™t ooc- anyway enjoy some fluffy content!ย 

โœŽ ๐˜๐”๐”๐‰๐ˆ

Yuuji was tired, like really tired tired. Coming back home he took of his shoes and place them on the floor before walking on the wooden floor.

He didnโ€™t expect one mission would take hours to finish. Nor did he expect to fight a powerful opponent.

Now being in the living room his eyes land on you. Shoulders relaxing, eyes held with full of love. Lips turning into a smile he spoke up, making you turn to him with a warm welcoming smile.

โ€œIโ€™m home baby!โ€, You replied back with a, โ€œwelcome home Yuuji. Oh dear, you look so tiredโ€ quickly you patted the empty spot next to you. โ€œCome here loveโ€ quickly he rush to your side and seated down.

You could see his small injuries. Poor baby went through a long fight. As his girlfriend you should make him happy! After all he makes yummy food for you, keeps the house nice and tighty when yoh return home. so he should rewarded with a good gift!

Warping your small hands around his head, softly bringing it down to your thighs. yuuji felt like he was in heaven, they felt like fluffy clouds!! Soft and squishy. He dig his face deeper to your thighs before letting out a soft โ€œthank you baby, love you so muchโ€

Soft snores could be heard as you giggle at his cuteness. Lowering your head you placed a light soft kiss on his cheek before whispering a, โ€œlove you too baeโ€.

โœŽ ๐†๐Ž๐‰๐Ž

Gojo was feeling really touchy touchy today. Maybe because he has been gone for some days now, without holding you in his arms. So as soon as he returns home, he quickly finds you laying down on the bed scrolling through the phone.

His eyes landed on your adorable face before going a little lower and landing on those soft thighs of yours. A smug spread across his lips and in seconds he had his face flat on your thighs.

This caught you by surprise but soon relaxed seeing it was none other then your boyfriend. Smiling softly you dig your fingers into his soft white silky hair. โ€œwelcome home Gojoโ€ he mutter but you couldnโ€™t hear what he said seeing as his face is deep in your thighs.

They felt like fluffy clouds to him. He warp himself to bring your body closer, feeling the warmness relaxing. Soft giggles could be heard and he took those soft noises to heart.

But of course Gojo, being Gojo, his hands went under your shirt as he was about to touch your chest you grab his waist. He look up to see you staring at him. A pout could be seen on his face.

โ€œ(y/nnnnn), come onnn, I miss talking them!โ€ Laughter could be heard in the room as you softly slap his shoulder. โ€œNo you idiot, I have to get up for tomorrow. Maybe some other time okayโ€ you kiss his forehead before going back on your phone.

Still pouting he dig his face once more into your thighs. โ€œI love youโ€ could be heard, as you soon reply back, โ€œlove you tooโ€

โœŽ ๐’๐”๐Š๐”๐๐€

Sukuna who return back home in a tired, bloody state. As soon as he made it back to his shrine there you were, cleaning things up, making the place nice and clean. Humming to a song made his heart flutter.

Feeling a pair of eyes staring at you, you turn around to meet your husband. Who happened to be in a bloody state. Dropping the broom you rush towards his side.

Helping him up he push you away, not wanting to get you dirty with the blood all over him. Ignoring the push, you push him down softly and slowly, confusing the man.

Getting down as well you brought his face down to your lap. Confusing the man even more. โ€œStay still nowโ€ you spoke as you brought out some cloth from your pockets.

He grumblings before feeling your soft thighs, which felt really nice. This was his first time laying down on these wonderful cloudlike pillows. Wow, this feels really nice!!

A tint of pinkness could been seen on his cheeks. Baby really feels like heโ€™s about to fall asleep! And he indeed does-

Hearing snores you look down to see a sleeping Sukuna. Smiling warmly you place a kiss on his lips before going back to attending his wounds.

โœŽ ๐‚๐‡๐Ž๐’๐Ž

He had just gotten out from the shower, drops of water falling on the wooden floor. As he walk into the shared bedroom he saw your you laying comfortable on the bed watching a horror movie.

As he put on some comfy clothes, he stared at you before looking at your lap. Climbing into the bed next to you he placed a light kiss next to your cheeks before laying down on your thighs.

You stared at him for a good 3 seconds before you burst into giggles. โ€œYour so adorable chosoโ€ you softly cup his cheek. Feeling the drops of cold water dripping down your thighs you ask, โ€œwant me to do your hairโ€ he nodded before closing his eyes.,

Awe, baby must have been tired dealing with many things. You ran your figures into his wet hair, splitting it off into sections and gathering it up, tying them into small and loosen ponytails. Looking down choso was in a deep sleep. Smiling warmly you placed a kiss on his forehead. Before going back to watching the movie.

This is honestly giving every single proxys backstory

Sometimes my pets are annoying little fuckers, today I was just minding my own business drawing and I was proud of this drawing too (it was of eyeless jack) and my cat just bops my pen and my lineart is ruined.

Sometimes My Pets Are Annoying Little Fuckers, Today I Was Just Minding My Own Business Drawing And I

And she was all like Izma cat


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2 years ago

I really like this spread itโ€™s smart and itโ€™s nice and soothing

Perfect for this Pisces dark moon!

Source - https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdS7nxWj/

I love this and I'm reposting solely to bookmark it (don't mind me)

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations

Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations
Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations
Resource Post: Blue Lock Light Novel Translations

Volume 1: Isagi, Nagi and Bachira

Isagi part 1

Isagi part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Nagi part 1

Nagi part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Bachira part 1

Bachira part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Volume 2: Chigiri, Reo and Rin

Chigiri part 1

Chigiri part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Reo (full) (translated by 705point8)

Rin part 1

Rin part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Volume 3: Niko, Kunigami and Hiori

Niko (chapters 1 and 2) (in progress)(translated by carbunnyra)

Kunigami part 1

Kunigami part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Hiori part 1

Hiori part 2 (translated by Hoshi801_)

Illustrations (sourced from Hoshi801_ and around the web)

Disclaimer: I do not own Blue Lock or any of its characters. Blue Lock was created by Kaneshiro Muneyuki and Nomura Yusuke. The light novels were written by Moegi Momo. All rights belong to the publisher, Kodansha. These are fan translations of the original Japanese and distributed for entertainment only.


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