Mscryptix - So Beautiful You Overflow

#valid reasons why i think eddie and argyle would’ve made perfect friends

I really don’t mean to be catty to that one fic writer I mentioned in the tags, I was probably in a shit mood that day and this critique is coming from somebody with not a single fic to their name who is still plugging away at 5 kinky asks

Will still never get how anybody could think Eddie Munson is a music snob. Dude was wanted for murder & grand theft auto, and was still headbanging his heart out to CCR. Like, genre is but a preference.

When someone comes out Steve's immediate gut reaction is to drag their taste in romantic prospects. Robin rejected him and came out and he went full "okay fine but please like BETTER girls oh my god" like the Mean Girl he is. God bless.

When Will blurts that he's in love with Mike (which... Yeah Steve knew that one.) Steve goes "okay there's nothing wrong with liking boys but why wheeler?? You can do so much better Will. Seriously. Literally anyone else." And will is just ?????? He just said he liked boys and Steve's biggest issue is that it's Mike?! "Mike is being a jerk!! He's ignoring you!! Dump his ass, Will!" Most confusing acceptance ever.

Eddie confesses to Steve and the man blinks at him like "but...I'm a prep?? And bitchy? And have had, like, five concussions?"

And Eddie is like "what the fuck are you talking about"

"I'm just saying I doubt I'm your usual type! Obviously I like you back but you could probably do better"

"Steve are you saying my feelings are reciprocated while also being self deprecating n order to insult my taste in men?"

"oh. Yeah. Oops."

Lucas and max come out without specifying crushes (except on each other) so there is no need to drag them for their taste in men or women.

Dustin is like "I literally only like Suzie" and Steve is like "I know this and I love you (and her)" BC Suzie is amazing and helped save the world too. And grey ro/ace Dustin.

The only person whose taste he doesn't criticize is Mike and that's because when he says he's in love with will Steve just goes "he's too good for you" and nothing else.

I know you’ve written Eddie as super confident in his size - getting turned on by his partner being turned on and all

But is there any scenarios where Eddie gets flustered/bashful about his size or how much weight he’s gained? What do u think?

Oooh flustered and bashful absolutely, especially if it's Steve and he's learning how to take charge and be more dominant from Eddie's coaching and like the first time he does it without having to be asked, Eddie goes all blushy and embarrassed and soft and whiny when Steve points out just how big he's getting, how much of a bottomless pit he is, how soft and heavy. Ugh yeah Eddie would be smitten.

Incorrect Steddie 8/?

I bet Eddie is so mad at the universe sometimes for making him fall in love with a guy who looks like somebody 3D printed a dumb hot jock... whose name is literally steve

I mean Mr. FORCED CONFORMITY IS KILLING THE KIDS falling for Mr. IRONS HIS GAP JEANS is objectively hilarious

Hello, I have had a shit health week, clawing my way out now but feeling like dirt n death. If anyone would like to send chubby!Eddie or chubby!Steve asks I’m here. Or send anything at all ! - I’m feeling like a slimy hermit right now.

Need something to get me through the upcoming clean-a-thon that comes from neglecting a household for 3+ days 😭

RIP eddie munson, you would’ve HATED varg vikernes

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