Here’s Day 18, Comfort!

This is absolutely hilarious

Of all the lines from "We Didn't Start the Fire" that I expected to be relevant this week, "trouble in the Suez" was pretty far down the list

I am still baffled by that post. Who the FUCK thinks of that even as a bit, even as a funny haha, who thinks of that and decides it’s fine to put up on the internet.

Y’all ever feel like a wet cat

This is a cry for help

Glad y’all understood what I was going on about because I just realized part of this is missing. Am I going to fix it? No, it’s much funnier this way.

I was thinking about the Mechanisms and I came to a startling discovery.

Every time the Toy Soldier gets thrown out of the airlock it just reappears a few moments later.

The Toy Soldier has the power stance of ‘mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox’ with the energy of ‘mom I threw up’

I know it’s been talked about before but can you imagine being Lucanis(or any love interest) hearing Rook cry out your name as they vanish into the Fade Prison?

You see Rook dragged into the Fade, disappearing into thin air, with a look of terror on their face.

For Lucanis, you see the first person to show you kindness in at least a year, the person who loves you unconditionally, disappear as they scream your name. Imagine Spite’s reaction, him a whirlwind of emotion, so angry and confused. Where’s Rook? Are they alive? How will we get them home? And burning anger at Solas for doing this. All while clinging to the things Rook left behind because even though the smell is fading over the weeks, it still smells like them.

For Davrin, you’re a protector, it’s your job, the one thing you’re good at. And you fail. Imagine Assan cawing softly, sniffing and scratching in Rook’s room and across the lighthouse, searching for Rook. You start a carving depicting them both to honor them in case they never return and to ensure you never forget their face.

For Emmrich, you’re an expert on the Fade, but you’ve never even heard of something like this. Imagine Manfred, confused and searching for Rook, asking you constantly “where Rook?” You know that if they can’t be found, you won’t have a body to bury/entomb. You won’t have a place to go and visit them. You constantly reach out to the spirits, but none of them can find Rook either.

For Neve, you’re a detective, you should have seen the signs that Solas was going to betray you. But you didn’t. Even the wisps that follow you seem upset, constantly nudging you and moving things that belonged to Rook, trying to ask you what happened to them.

For Harding, you feel powerless despite your new abilities because you couldn’t protect Rook. You pour over every detail, contacting old friends from the Inquisition, but you turn up nothing. Solas has time and time again hurt those you love, has taken those you love from you. You won’t let him get away with it.

For Bellara, you once again lost someone you loved, and once again you feel it’s your fault. You throw yourself into your work on ancient artifacts, you demand answers from the Nadas Dirthalan, but find nothing.

For Taash, you finally find someone who truly sees you for who you are. But in an instant, they’re gone. All your strength, your skill, your fire, you couldn’t stop Solas from dragging Rook away from you. Your fist slams into the punching bag again and again, as you imagine punching Solas, but it doesn’t help. It doesn’t ease the pain.

Wilbur says gay rights or else

The greatest Wilbur image ever

“You were a wonderful experience.”

“You were…everything.”

HistoryStorm, a little goofy but I’m loving the imagery

You will be randomly assigned a NightWing name. Spin this wheel for your prefix (first part of your name) and then spin this wheel for your suffix (second part of your name).

(I got the name Marveladvisor... It's tolerable)

YALL HAVE YOU SEEN THE STOLAS MUSIC VIDEO????????????

Horrendous job everyone!