Ayyy Happy Homestuck Day Y'all!!!

In my opinion this is one of Benrey's most underappreciated bits. I just HAD to draw it.

You ever just- say words? Yeah me neither.

Actually wait that's a lie. I say words ALL the time... Well hold on- it's more like a 50/50 split of me either being completely quiet to the point of me not even being there or unnecessarily going in-depth about a topic like nobody else cares about.

I think this POST is proof of my ranting skills.

Aren't I talented??

Hmm I don't think that counts as a talent but whatever, talent is in the eye of the beholder and what not, that's NOT the saying but screw it- I'm MAKING that the saying now. I'll Patent it, wait no you don't Patent sayings you like copyright it.

Tic Tac Toe: GO! (I'm X and you're O)

XOO

XXO

OXO

Ahwwww rip, well good game to you!

What does "Good Game" actually mean? I'm assuming it doesn't refer to the game itself being good, it's probably like "you played a good game" or something like that.

Okay I've definitely reached the point where this being a word salad rant is the point of this post and I'm running out of things to say, it's like half past midnight and I'm procrastinating things rn, WHY am I laying here writing this to probably like 4 notes at best. Actually wait I don't really CARE about the notes, as long as I get my brain soup served on your metaphorical tray I'm content. not Content but con-TENT, big difference.

Alright I should be good for now, this post has served it's purpose, I'll make an actually normal post sometime between now and the next 2 years, hopefully something closer to the former.

10...9....8....7....6....5.....4......3....3....2....1....3.....1......0!!!!!!

Why did I make that countdown? I think I was gonna end it at that point but I just- didn't do that. Damn.

Boom experiment time, if you read this leave a message saying "Slay :SparkleEmoji:" I wanna see if somebody actually has the time and energy to listen to the ramblings of some Tumblr user they don't and probably will never know in real life.

If u count the amount of words in this post I get a big ol smooch.

(Lmao I'm editing this rn and I realized I said "I" instead of "u" But honestly that's funnier.)

Ship names are kinda funny, I think the humor of combining two different words and passing that off as a pun is pretty funny but for it to be taken seriously is COMICAL. I did not mean to make that word capital but the autocorrect on my phone decided that's what needed to be done. I won't question it I guess.

Okay goodnigh- wait no that's not what I say here lmao. Good BYE I mean.

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^ does this read as a smile or a frown at first glance?

Okaiiiiiii CYA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some pics I had/made

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The Post with Five Titles a.k.a. Ideas None a.k.a. Gotcha Boredom! a.k.a Worrying Tumblr-ing (A.K.A. You'll Know at Some Point) - Mtn and the Dew

Something tells me I should connect to the internet to get more content

It is generally recommend to pet ur Mtn every 1-2 hours WEEKLY. ^ 💚

Please enjoy this drawing of some random Restaurant's 11th anniversary Sticker!

Idk why but I just imagined these characters would in a poly relationship, LOOK at the one on the left's OG smug face and tell me that isn't pure pride at having two block-number partners lmao

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Here's smth :3 👍

someone please draw me I want to be drawn

A drawing of that one guy who sung No children by the Mountain Goats

One thing I wanna see more in HLVR:AI fanfic and/or maybe HL2VR:AI, is more exposition for Forzen's backstory and what events led to them joining the military besides graduation, I also wanna know what happened between Benrey and Forzen for the line "We were best friends" to take place, maybe a dramatic falling out or some intrigue? I love both characters so I really want to see them more fleshed out in future. (Xen pun not intended)